Force of Evolution (My Hero Academia x Male Reader)

The Reaper, The Trainee, and The Girl

Y/n POV

It was just after I had found out I somehow have a quirk. Big shock, I know, but I didn't really have any time to process this info as I had to begin training to get into UA. I may have a recommendation, a quirk, and have gotten on Principal Nezu's good side, but I still need to pass the exam to get into the hero course.

I was having trouble dealing with the training. I had been training almost all my life, in order to simply defend myself from normal people, and now I had to deal with people with quirks, dangerous situations, and overall deranged lunatics...not much different from my usual life, but at least they weren't trying to kill me. Mostly...

"Well there kiddo, you're not going to be able to hit me with slow moves like that~!" Uncle Koro was still toying with me, he was just as bad as ever.

"You're only doing so well because you're going at mach 20!" I shouted out, still being groomed by his tentacles. "And stop trimming my eyebrows!"

"Kukuku, if you want to hit me, you should try getting stronger, and try hitting where I might be~! Kukukukuku~!!!" He tightly wrapped around me as I tried to break free, finally coming up with a brilliant idea to get out.

"YEOUWCH!!!!" I decided the best way to shut him up was to bite him. His weird tentacle fell to the ground as I bit through it, and it's weird fluid flowed down my throat as he dropped me, his arm quickly regenerating.

"What was that for!?" He complained as he looked at his twitching tentacle, with me just kicking it over the fence as he cried out, in worry of his own dismembered limb.

"I had to do something to get you to shut up, Uncle Koro." He kept crying, even though some thing like that wouldn't even really hurt him "besides, you taunted me, and I managed to finally land a hit on you~" I taunted him with what little victory I had.

"And please, stop trimming my hair, I liked it long!" He gave me a haircut without me noticing, trimming it shorter, spikier in the back, like a streamline position...did he just give me an Ace Attorney haircut?...
"Pheonix Wright?"

"Yep~!"

He kept tormenting me with changing my hairstyle, from simple super saiyan, pompadour, fox ears, rat tail, sumo, samurai, dreads...

"I am not a Yugioh character!!!" He spiked my hair out in every direction, dying it every color he could, before I shook it off my head

"Aww, but you looked nice, I was about to polish up your nails~ kukuku~!" This was our normal routine. He would clean me down while I worked on trying to fight him. Even without him flying, it was hard to punch him while he was moving.

It takes nearly 4 hours just to land a punch, and that's from him getting cocky and trying to mess around, or from me startling him and tying him in a knot.

It's fine though, I have at least a year to get up to his level, so I think I have a shot...Probably...I hope.

"Oh, it looks like it's about time for me to meet up with Izumi for her training." I checked my watch as I went off to leave, but got scooped in the process.

"Ohoho~! A girl is it~? Or doesth mine ears decieve me~?" His smirking face filled my view as I attempted to leave

"You don't even have ears, remember!?" I tried to free myself, but he had a seriously tight grip.

"Ah ah ah~" his pink head floated in front of me "tell me aaaaaall the juicy, meaty, delicious details~" his smirk somehow got even wider before he got scorched by lightning, and kicked through the wall soon after.