"That it will never come again is what makes life so sweet." Emily Dickinson
I like this one for many reasons but the main one is we only get one life, mine may not be the best but I'm living it.
This one was funny to me, that's why i put It in here but I don't forget the people I've had in m y life but i try to make them forget about me.
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work" by unknown
This is something that I could relate to and something I laugh at.
"The planet is fine, the people are f****d."
- George CarlinThis one is so true, people are destroying this planet and when the people make it to different planets they well destroy those too
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, and you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... you finish off as an o****m."
- George CarlinThis one was just funny and true, in my opinion.
"In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead." - Ben Franklin
This one is true because someone in a group well tell someone a secret the group had.
"Just remember. Being alone on Valentine's Day is no different than any other day of your life." -unknown
This just made me laugh, I'm sorry