Loophole

Sup bitchs

As dadzawa and I rap into are portable beds and lay down *more like I hanging off the ceiling* him of course in his secret spot and me well be being invisible to everyone but him is a hanging above my desk in the back left corner next to the window, after about an hour my 'classmates' start piling in not noticing me or dadzawa *cause I'm invisible and you know Fanfic logic* when the bell rings everyone is still standing and chatting, dadzawa walks *crawls* in and I hear a girl that died in the E.E (entrance exam) scream "AAAAAAHHHHHHH ITS A GIANT CATERPILLAR" Aizawa rolls over and 'ssssllllluuuurrrrpppppssss' his apple sauce packet got up and said "I'm your homeroom teacher" 'glares at the girl that screamed' " and am not a giant caterpillar, go get your gym uniforms on meeting me at the felid, and izu, you don't have to take the test, I really don't feel like dying today" and walked out I giggled and the class started chatting asking who izu was, then an evil idea came to mind and I put it into action, I made the lights flicker then wrote on the board 'GeT oUt, NoW' they all got scared and ran to go change, I giggle and I guess they herd because they started screaming, I teleported to Aizawa laughing then died *laid on the ground* shouta rolled his eyes and asked "what did you do?" I giggled "scared the fucking shit out of them that's what I did" shouta sighed "I should.have known" I shrugged and said "you should have" then we see the class running out to the field still terrified I chuckled still invisible to then but not shouta, he looked at the class than me, rolled his eyes and said  "problem child stop with the game it's school time" I rolled my eyes and took my invisibility down the class immediately saw me and jumped behind shouta I rolled my eyes and looked at 'dad' "yo come on, let's start" he nods and called up 'katsuki bakugo' "what was your score in middle school?" He asked "65m" he answered "WEAK" I called "the fuck you say" angry he got, the class and shouta snickered because I narrated the whole thing like that 'shouta rolled eyes' I kept narrating then shouta really did roll his eyes the class laughed and we got started and I still participated
Time skip cause I'm lazy
"That's why you keep that trap shut you small dick, long tidy no nipple lookin haven ass" shouta sighed and looked at me "really, that's real mature of you." I look at him in the eyes and said: "bitch I'm the king of da jungle don't expect much of from me" and walked away to Finnish the rest of the tests leaving a very pissed off bakugo and a slightly (who are we kidding VERY) annoyed Aizawa.

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Adoption message me if you want the story