(discontinued)Hajime Hinata X Pablo (from the Backyardigans)

Killing Game OWO

A/N: I finally have the motivation to write. A small warning, there's profanity 

Hajime had woken up and seen that no one was in his room. They must have left, Hajime thought. He got dressed and washed his face, hoping no one would find out about what happened the night prior. 
     Hajime came to school late and tired; he was exhausted. What didn't help was that Hajime had a test today in class. Oh shit-oh shit, Hajime screamed mentally. Hajime was too tired to take the test today and wasn't well-prepared. Hajime shook violently in his seat as he held his pencil, watching his ugly-ass teacher(Chisa) pass out test papers.
     

--Later--

   As Hajime walked home, he reconsidered his test answers. Well, anyone would, especially if they put the word "shit" for every answer (even the multiple-choice ones). As Hajime contemplated his l i f e, he accidentally ran into someone. It was a big-tiddy woman too. "We-he-hell? Look who it is! My nigga Hajime!" the girl screamed to the top of her lungs. The woman was Junko Enoshima, Ultimate big boob. Hajime wanted to tell her to be careful of her language. She grabbed Hajime before he could react and injected some d rug s into his arm. "Brkeafdas" Hajime groaned before fainting in her arms. "You little shit" Junko chuckled and threw Hajime into her white van. 

--Later because I'm tired--

    Hajime woke up in a room along with 16 other students. "Fucking," Hajime remembered, "I got kidnapped."

A small wing touched Hajime's thigh. "What you want?" Hajime turned around. Hajime saw Pablo standing there. Pablo leaped onto Hajime and whispered into his ear, "What's up homeboy~"
Hajime pushed Pablo onto the ground and ran toward Nagito. "Hey, albino, save me!" Hajime cried onto Nagitoes' jacket. "Okay babie" Nagito blushed and placed his arthritis fingers onto Hajime's thighs. Pablo cried on the ground as Byakuya Togami picked him up. "Don't worry feeble peasant. I got you," Byakuya cuddled Pablo. Pablo sniffed and snuggled his small head on Byakuya's shoulder.
    Just then, a large Gucci TelevisionTM appeared and showed a familiar lady.
"I have a favor to ask of you ugly-ass bitches," the woman on the tv screen laughed.
"Kill lmao."