𝘼/𝙉: 𝙋𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚, 𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙖𝙨𝙠 𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙜𝙪𝙮𝙨 (𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙚). 𝙒𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙮 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙨 𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙚𝙨, 𝙨𝙤 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙚, 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙞𝙨 𝙖 𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚
Mike: Why do I have a pink mustache in that picture?
Me: Just deal with it, crybaby
Mike: Nah, you're thinking of Jeremy
Jeremy: H-HEY!!! *blushes*
Me: ANYWAY, I will transform you all into Youtubers!
Fritz: What about you?
Me: *chuckles* You poor, ignorant fool. Feel free to take offense at that, Fritz ya dingus.
Fritz: ......
Me: Great!!! Now let the ceremony commence!
Scott: Why do I feel as though you're summoning Satan?
Me: Let's just pretend Mr. Ring Ring didn't just say that. Now, ARE YOU READYYYYY
All of them: Uhhh, no
Me: Great! Let's get started!
Mike: Oh God, kill me now
Vincent: GLADLY!
Mile: You still upset about that toaster? Damn, that was, like, two weeks ago.
Vincent: SHUSH!!! SALLY THE TOASTER WAS PERFECT, AND YOU WENT AND JUST......
Mike: First of all, EW, and second, you make it sound like Sally or whatever was living.
Me: OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Everyone: ...
Me: Good! *smiles* Now, LET'S GET STARTED ALREADY. *whips out a plastic wand from Dollar General*
Jeremy: H-how do y-you expect that to w-work?
Me: You'll see! *Waves wand* BOOM!! MAGICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Scott: Who am I?
Me: *sigh* Scott, how could someone with a phone head know NEXT to NOTHING about the internet these days!?! You, sir, are muy estupido (very stupid in Spanish)
Scott: Can you at least tell me who I am?
Me: FINE!! You're Cryaotic.
Mike: And I get to be Mark!!!!!
Jeremy: I-I'm pretty s-sure that I'm -What was his name again?- Cinnamon Toast-that's his name.
Fritz: AYYY!!! I GET TO BE JACKSEPTICEYE!!
Vincent: Heh, I'M MORE POPULAR THAN ALL OF YOU DINGUS-ES -except Scott: He's hot
Scott: *flips off Vincent*
Mike: I think that making me Markiplier was an AMAZING idea. I finally can cuss, rage, and play video games for money!!!
Me: Well, now that that's over, let's end the chapter right here and right now, 'cause I'm lazy and have writer's block
YOU ARE READING
FNaF Nightguards Ask and Dare
FanfictionDISCLAIMER: I do not own any of the Five Night's at Freddy's characters. The only person I own is my OC. I will try to update as soon as possible, as school is really busy for me right now. Also, if I make mistakes, point them out POLITELY. If you...
