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You're Getting Old And I Expressly Forbid It (🚼)

(This has mentions of drinking, depression, some slight negelance, rape and murder/suicide; so please leave if you have problems with those subjects. This takes place in a AU in the events of "You're Getting Old" where Kyle helped Stan in a very strange but babyish way. Also there aged up to like older teens)

In the quiet mountain town of South Park, a raven-black haired white boy wearing Terrance and Phillip merchandise was drinking a bottle of vodka. It tasted like a woodchipper jammed with plastic bottles when he first tried it but it came more sweeter with the sips he took. He was so focused on it to ignore the excessive doorbell ringing and knocking at his door, then he stopped to hear a famaliar voice screaming his name. 

"STAN GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

It was Kyle's. 

Stan put the vodka bottle away and went downstairs to see a angry looking red haired Jew with a light blue duffle bag. He was crossing his arms like a angry parent who just found out their child was doing something illegal.
"I was worried sick about you, Stan" Kyle sighed with a hint of disapointment in his voice "I thought you killed yourself"
"I don't care Ky-"
"Lay down now"
Stan was confused why Kyle wanted him to do that, was he going to pull a Hot Cosby on him?
"I said lay down" Kyle's voice tone didn't say it was a request but an order "I'm not going to sexually hurt you"
Stan reluctantly obeyed Kyle and laid down on the floor. Kyle took his pants off along with undies, Stan was about to say something but he realized something was in Kyle's hand. It wasn't dangerous or vile but something...childishly taboo.

It was a diaper. Kyle brought a diaper that a baby would wear.

Stan tried to kick around but a one good slap on his thighs stopped him from squirming. Kyle put the diaper on with ease since of having to change Ike's diaper when his parents were busy or gone. He made to sure to use a good amount of baby powder, he wanted to make sure Stan felt like a toddler. 

"There, now its time to play" Kyle got a plush otter, shaking it
Stan took the plush and looked at it. It was light blue with some ocean blue, mostly on the paws and tail. It seemed to wear a pink bow tie and had pink eyes. Stan looked at it...and ripped it apart with just his hands.
"STAN!" Kyle was shocked by his action "THAT WAS VERY MEAN"
"I don't care, stupid" Stan blew a raspberry at the ginger "I don't like you"
"That's it! You need a timeout!" Kyle picked up Stan and put him into a corner "You have to stay there for 17 minutes!"
Kyle went upstairs to do some homework while Stan was still fussy. His fussiness started to fade and it was replaced with childish sadness. He couldn't help it, all those depressing thoughts in his head. Tedgridy, his shitty dad, the loss at the hockey game where a child died, everything slowly going to shit and many more things. He decided to do it, just let it all out. 

He cried, loudly. Very loudly

Kyle ran downstairs to see what was going on. He saw a crying Stan in the corner, speaking words about his problems and things he had to face. Kyle picked up Stan, being very concerned and scared. 
"Shhh shhh" Kyle tried to calm down Stan "What's wrong? Hungry? Scared? Change? Too much? Hmm? Hmm?"
"EVERYTHING SHIT!" Those were the words that Kyle could understand since of him not calming down to talk"
"I know everything is shit but it won't be bad" Kyle sat on the couch, making Stan sit on his lap "I just wanted you stop drinking and maybe I was being a little rude"
"R-Really?" Stan stopped crying slowly, still sniffling and gasping 
"Yes I was being rude, that's because I was frusrated with you" Kyle pat his head "But I want a apology Stanny"
"S-Sorry" Stan stopped crying but had red eyes from crying 
"Good, I forgive you" Kyle smiled and started to bounce him on his knee "Bouncy time!"
Stan giggled as the jew bounced him on his knee. Kyle missed his giggles, they sounded so cute and childish. He missed them, he used to giggle all the time before this town went to shit. But Kyle knew that the old Stan would come back.