Dick Figures 2! (A Mondo Media Fan Continuation!)

Drinking Juggernaut

Blue: Ugh. Why is it so loud in here?
*Party chanting in the background*
Blue: That bitch better not be having another godamn party...
Red: Hey Bluuuee!
Blue: why were people chanting your na- WHAT IS ALL THIS ALCOHOL DOING ON THE TABLE?!?!
Red: Umm.... I got thirsty?
Blue: You're dead.
Red: let's grow old together
Blue: Are you drunk?!
Red: The distance from me being sober is the same distance of walking to Japan right now.
Blue: *grabs broken bottle* Don't make me do this.
Red: Do it, pussy!
*Blue hits Red*
Red: Awww.... SHET! You slutty betch, you hit my ass.
Blue: Snap out of it.
*Blue slaps Red*
Red: Bitch try me!
Blue: You gotta be shitting me!
*Doorbell rings*
Blue: I'll get it.
Red: What if it's a stripper?.
Blue: Fuck off for once.
*Blue Opens Door*
Stacey: Heee-
*Blue shuts door*
Blue: You invited... STACEY OVER?!?!
Red: Maybe, I don't remember.
*Bottle shatters*
Blue: What the fuck was that?!
Red: Is it who I think it is......
Stacey: let me in!
Blue: Get off my property slut!
Stacey: *walks away pissed*
Blue: Red... We need to talk!
Red: fine....
*Blue and Red walk to the balcony.*

TO BE CONTINUED...
Note from writer:
Thank you guys for 150 reads on TMU x AMB fight,
It's amazing how a beginning writer like me can reach that amount anyways, keep viewing!
From - Reptile / 982 The Alien 289
P.S. Cover will be added soon.