╲ ❛ 𝑩𝑬𝒀𝑶𝑵𝑫 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑰𝒁𝑶𝑵 |
angst . . .
&&. "You make me feel...you make me feel," he said quietly, fiercely, "and I don't like it. I want it to stop. Now."
&&. "You know, it hurt when I realised that you're not in love with me. But nothing can compare to the pain I felt when I saw you fall in love with somebody else. You don't just...get over that."
&&. "Don't you dare do this twenty minutes before the guests arrive. All you do is fucking whine, and I always have to pick up the pieces afterwards. You're a mess."
&&. "I never said I hated you, I said I hated how you make me feel. Do you know what it's like to be terrified, every minute of every day that something horrible is about to happen? I never stopped loving you and probably never will, but I can't take this anymore."
&&. "I'm not...crying. I swear. I'm just having am allergic reaction to that one commercial with Jennifer Garner and her dad."
&&. "The only way to truly hurt a man is to take away everything that he values and remind him of it everyday. By doing this, you will also create a monster, and you will regret ever harming that man because he will become your greatest horror."
&&. "Don't try to shut me out of this. I've been here since day one. I'm more apart of this than you are, and you know it too."
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romance . . .
— "You never see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air. Just something to keep in mind, ya know?"
— "I don't know if we can be friends anymore, dude. I just can't...get past this shit. Like, I can't get past seeing you as just my friend. I just love you that much."
— "Even if I can't have you in the way that I want, it'll still give me satisfaction that whenever you kiss somebody else you'll think of me. I know it, and you do too. So why are you holding back?"
— "Hey, uh. That kiss. Did you really mean that? Or was it like, a spur of the moment type thing?"
— "I work in a bookstore, and you always come in, read a book, and leave. My boss is annoyed that you never buy anything, but I've started making a list of recommendations. Now, how to give you it without seeming weird..."
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comedy . . .
!¡ "Just take a deep breath or something!" "Take a deep breath? It feels like my inside are being RIPPED OUT."
!¡ "This is the calmest kidnapping I've ever been apart of."
!¡ "So change of plans, instead of making brownies, I made a flamethrower with a lighter and a can of compressed air, as you do." "...No, I don't?"
!¡ "No one asked for your opinion, you abominable shit goblin. Maybe if you weren't the way that you are, we would be able to get some shit done around here." "...Shit goblin?"
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etc . . .
// "I assume I deserve this, but can you please enlighten me why you want to kill me this time?"
// "I'm on a road trip with my family, and I'm going insane. You're the cute clerk in the convenience store, and you're determined to make me laugh before I leave."
// "We're the last ones in the theater after a terrible movie, and I'm kind of wondering if you're okay. You seem to be crying, but the movie wasn't even that sad."
// "No go ahead. Yell a little louder and we might be able to ignore how there's a dead body right in front of us."
// "Look, if you want to conjure some demon spawn from the great beyond, that's all fine and dandy Princess. Just wait for me to leave before you start."
