AËUGH (Male Pufferfish Faunus Reader x RWBY) (Discontinued)

Harem and chapter 1

Talking
Thinking
Whispering
Shouting
(3rd pov)
The bullheads slowly begin their landing process, and as they finish, the first one to step out is a certain blonde Knight, rushing to the nearest garbage bin, while that occurs our friendly Pufferfish Faunus gives him a cup of water
Y/N:Here, Drink this, it'll help
???:*still a bit sick* thanks
The blonde Knight takes the cup and starts chugging it down as quick as he can and starts becoming less ill
???:man, that was no ordinary water, what is it?
Y/N:oh just a bit of Carrot juice
???:really? Man, I never thought Carrot juice could be quite a medicine
Y/N:it can if you focus hard enough on making it, anyways, name's Y/N
???:Nice to meet you, The Name's Jaune Arc, Short, Sweet, rolls of the tongue, Ladies love it
Y/N:do they now?
Jaune:th-they will, I mean,I hope they will, my mom always says tha-... nevermind
Y/N:heh, well I don't know much about girls but Jaune, my man, allow me to give you some advice *puts arm around Jaune* first: you gotta be kind, honest, and faithful. You aren't faithful then she'll dump you before you can say "I love you". Second:never keep a girl waiting. It's the biggest rule in life when you're dating, never keep your date waiting no matter what. Third and final:you gotta show that you care for your date, like giving a token of love or something similar. Got it?
Jaune:Got it
Y/N:oh and one more thing, no one likes a smug show off
Jaune:got it
*Boooooooom*
Y/N and Jaune:WHAT WAS THAT!? Hey we're on sync, ok this is getting silly, let's find out what that explosion was

(Y/N pov)

As me and Jaune rush out to find the source of the explosion, we find out that it was caused by Ruby and...oh for Peck's sake a schnee
Schnee:Unbelievable, this is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about
Ruby:I'm really, really sorry
Schnee:Ugh, you complete dolt! What are you even doing here? Aren't you a little young to be attending Beacon?
Y/N:ok I'm stepping in, you coming Jaune?
Jaune:uh, n-nah I don't really wanna get in on whatever's going on, I'll just wait till The heat goes out
Y/N:ok, I understand
Soon I step in, in between Ruby and the schnee
Y/N:actually yes she is *the schnee looks smug about this* however, she is here because she has proven, although way too young, she showed remarkable experience against world renowned Criminal Roman Torchwick, and also, against a bunch of his goons, so if she can single handedly take on a dangerous criminal, then she can also take on Beacon Academy
The schnee's smug look turns into one of surprise and annoyance
Schnee:w-whatever, just watch where your going
Ruby:Hey, I said I was sorry Princess
???: it's heiress actually
We look to the source of the voice to find a girl with yellow eyes, black hair and is also wearing a convenient bow...yep she's a Faunus, I can tell because of how conveniently the bow is placed, so she must be a cat Faunus, I'm sure Ruby and the schnee Don't know but a faunus can easily recognize another Faunus
Cat Faunus:Weiss Schnee, Heiress to the schnee dust company, one of the largest producers of energy propellant in the world
Schnee:*smug again* finally some recognition
Y/N:Also known as the same company known for its controversial labor forces. Did I miss anything?
Cat faunus:yes, the fact that they also have questionable business partners
Y/N:there you go
Schnee:Wha-How dare-The nerve of-Ugh!
She takes the dust vial that the cat Faunus had in her hand and walks away, as that happens the cat Faunus sneaks away...I wonder how she got that vial in the first place
Ruby:I promise I'll make this up to you! *Sigh* I guess I'm not the only one having a rough first day. So what's-...*falls on the floor* Welcome to Beacon...
Y/N:oh come on now Ruby, no cute girl like yourself should be on the floor *offers hand*
Ruby:*blushes* thanks Y/N *takes hand and stands up*
Jaune:*walks in awkwardly* hey... I'm Jaune
Ruby:Ruby... aren't you the guy who threw up on the ship?
*Smol timeskip bought to you by a carrot Grimm being made*
Jaune:all I'm saying is that motion sickness is a much more common problem than people let on
Y/N:I feel you, I once had motion sickness, and let me tell you, it's a bitch
Ruby:Y/N, Swear! Also I'm sorry, vomit boy was the first thing that came to mind
Jaune:oh yeah? What if I call you Crater face?
Ruby:hey that explosion was an accidental
Jaune:well the Name's Jaune Arc, short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, Ladies love it
Ruby:do they?
Y/N: it's still a work in progress Ruby
Ruby:uh-huh...so uh...I got this thing
Ruby pulls out her scythe and stabs it on the ground, and by that I mean she stabbed it RIGHT NEXT TO MY FOOT!
Y/N:WOAH RUBY CAREFUL, I WANNA KEEP MY FOOT INTACT PLEASE!
Ruby:Sorry!
Jaune:is that a scythe?
Ruby: it's also a customizable, high impact sniper rifle
Jaune:a wha?
Y/N:it means it's also a gun
Jaune:oh, that's cool!
Ruby:so what have you got?
Jaune:oh well I uh, have a sword
Ruby:oooooh
Jaune:and I have a shield too!
Ruby:so what do they do?
By the time Ruby pokes the shield Jaune loses his grip on it and starts fumbling around trying to catch it, but I catch it for him and give it back to him
Jaune:Thanks Y/N, anyway, the shield gets smaller so when I get tired of carrying it I can just...put it away
Ruby:but wouldn't it weigh the same?
Jaune:Yeah it does...
Ruby:well, I'm kind of a dork when it comes to weapons, I guess I did go a little overboard designing it
Jaune:wait, you made that?
Ruby:of course! All students at signal forge their own weapons. Didn't you make yours?
Jaune: it's a hand-me-down. My great-great-grandfather used it to fight in the war
Ruby:sounds more like a family heirloom to me*gets nudged by Y/N* ow, but I like it! Not many people appreciate the classics these days
Jaune:Yeah. the classics. What about you Y/N, what have you got?
Y/N:oh nothing special, just this