me: today i shall be doing the sacrifice of the pig!
chara: why?
me: i want bacon, now begone child
chara: ...bye *poof she's gone!*
me: i shall grab the materials!
(later...)
me: *draws the Satanic circle and places the animals on the star* oki, we have the pig in the middle we must begin the summoning of bacon!
(after, like 5 attempts later...)
me: yes! finally it worked, i can get my bacon!
Satan: whadda ya want, mortal?
me: 1. i'm not a mortal, 2. I WANT DA BACON!
Satan: ugh, fine. here's your stupid bacon *snaps fingers*
(poof bacon!)
me: yay! bacon!
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Randomness: Ask and Dare Characters!
RandomHey! so i've been wanting to do something this for awhile and now im doing,lol. You guys get to ask questions and dare some familiar faces(LOZ, FNAF, Smash Bros., creepypasta, etc.), have fun and cause as much chaos as possible XD!
