Something Entirely New

Chapter One

Ever heard of having it bad for someone? Well Jamie has it HARD - head over heels and the moon for the maroon/purple skinned Crystal Gem by the name of 'Garnet'. She had got the best ass in all of Beach City, with wide hips (BELIEVE IN THE HIPS!) and big, soft lips - courtesy of her counter parts as a fusion - but Jamie doesn't know she's a fusion! He knows for a fact though that she is the sexiest girl around in his opinion, at one point he actually met parts of her fusion without knowing it.

And it went a little something like this...

One month ago...

Jamie was making his rounds for the morning - delivering the mail, right now he was delivering mail to Steven's place, thinking about one of the girls that the twelve year old was living with. As he walked down the beach he saw someone sitting in the sand close to the water, he went up to the strange, short person with the light blue hair and said hello to her, and all he got in response was her tilting her head a bit to glance at him before standing up and walking down the beach - the same way Jamie was going, he jogged up to her. "I'm going this way too, mind if I walk with you?" He had asked and yet still she said nothing to him - she didn't even look at him this time, well not that he would know since he couldn't see her eyes.

As they neared Steven's home Jamie could see Steven sitting on the porch with another strange person, this one with red hair that was similar to how Garnet had hers - except this stranger had a red ribbon in her hair, when the red haired girl (both the red-head and the girl with blue hair are a bit shorter than Steven) sitting with Steven saw Jamie walking toward them with the other girl by his side - oh was she furious! Before she could do anything the blue haired girl gently placed a hand on her arm and whispered to her. "I don't like him, where'd you pick that strange human up?" Asked the red-head, the blunette only answered in whispers that Jamie couldn't figure out. 

Steven smiled at Jamie. "What's in the mail today?" Asked the twelve year old boy. "A letter from your friend - I think." Jamie said and handed Steven the letter. "Who are those two by the way? A-And is Garnet h-here?" Asked the mailman in a sheepish way. "Garnet's not here, she's uh... On a mission with Pearl and Amethyst. Those two? Ruby and Sapphire." Steven said glancing away when answering the question about Garnet. "Which one is the quiet one?" Jamie asked. "Oh, her? That's Sapphire, she's really nice once you get past her cold exterior." Said the boy, glancing over at Sapphire. "And the angry one is Ruby I'm guessing?" Jamie felt a little disheartened by the small red girl. "Yeah, and she's Sapphire's wife - she is like a small, angry child." Steven joked.

Several bad jokes later - Jamie left Steven's house, Steven was the last one on his route that day and he never really saw Ruby and Sapphire again.

Present

As he finished his late night walk on the beach when he'd think about Garnet and how he hadn't seen her in a while - he suddenly noticed Kevin harassing a tall, blue haired girl with a ribbon that held her shirt in place, wearing a long blue skirt - he was saying something to her and by the look of the girl's face it was probably nasty and rude, typical Kevin move.

That's when he saw her walking up out of the ocean just like the first time he had seen her - and the next thing he knew, Kevin was pinned against a rock wall by one of Garnet's hands. "Leave Lapis alone."  Said the tall black haired woman - sent Kevin running she did, and oh how sexy Jamie thought she looked while doing it!

Suddenly the blue haired girl sauntered up to Jamie and stared at him through her deep navy eyes - deep like the ocean... Then Garnet pulled her away. "Don't even."  Garnet told Lapis who grumbled and did a sultry walk off down the beach.

What was Kevin trying to do to Lapis?

Will Jamie ever find out that Garnet is a fusion?

What was Lapis about to do to Jamie?

Is Jamie gonna get some of dat ass?

Are Ruby and Sapphire screaming internally at Garnet?

If Jamie DID see Sapphire's entire face what look do you think she gave him?

Find out next time!