Pick up lines

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(A/N): I don't own glee, sadly, all credit goes to the creators!
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Kurt POV

     Today was really, really, really bad.
First, Blaine couldn't come to school today because he is sick.
Next, Rachel ditched me for this girl named Kelly, aka bitch name.
Then, Kroskfy (idk how to spell it lol) doing what he usually does.
Finally, Britt, Cedes, and San left the glee club.

     At least I got Quinn and Tina, Rachel can like go somewhere else.

      Once I get home I go to my room and put everything down. Then I get changed and go on  my messages.
"What the fuck Blaine." I say out loud. I don't know why though, but anyways he sent me like fifty million texts! Not really but you get the point.
       I start looking through them.
"Oh sweet hamandcheesesandwich. Seriously Anderson." I say putting my hand on my head.

     They are all cheesy pick up lines.
From Blaiinee🥺💕😊❤️
Hey, tie your shoes! I don't want you falling for anyone else.

         Don't get me wrong they are cute but he keeps blowing up my phone with more.

From Blaiinee🥺💕😊❤️
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you

         Then they started to get a little dirty.
From Blaiinee🥺💕😊❤️

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper

I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass

       They don't stop! It's really weird I know he's trying and all but he doesn't need to I love him so much already.

To Blaiinee🥺💕😊❤️
Blaine Anderson! Stop please! I love you so much but why are you doing this?????
From Blaiinee🥺💕😊❤️
Because I want to be that cheeeeesy boyfriend and I missed you today soooooo yeahhh. I luvvv you tooooo 😊😊😊💕😊🥺

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 31, 2020 ⏰

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