Once everyone was in the amphitheater I started my speech.
"Hello campers, might I say, a lot of you are shitheads. I am depressed. I have no feelings to be hurt. But if I see you hurting someone physically, or mentally without a good reason, I will cut off your dick or shove a knife into both cracks. That's life, deal with it. I would also like to warn you that I like torturing people just to hear their screams of pain. So watch your back. By the way, Artemis, we all know you're attracted to Hermes. Get a piece of that and release your hunters from their oaths, they'll still be your hunters. They just won't be able to kill every male they come across. But if you let me travel with your hunt I'll kill them for you."
Artemis looked skeptical, "I don't know." I looked at her in complete seriousness. "I'll buy the snacks." Artemis and her hunters perked up. "DEAL!!!"
I walked to their cabin with them and we talked about hurting people the whole way there. "Hey Artemis, I don't have a cabin, so could you please put a casket out here with an unlimited air supply?" I asked. "Of course!" She said with a smile.
Once it was there, I hopped in and shut it, having sweet dreams of fingerless men. When I woke up, the hunters were getting ready, so I got out of my casket and snapped my fingers. Yay, now I'm clean.
I walked to the dining pavilion on my own, but I was stopped on the way. Clarisse was trying to give me the 'initiation'. When she reached down to grab me, I leaned in close to her ears and let out a horrible pterodactyl screech. I didn't stop until I saw her ears bleed.
