Shrek meets his Minecraft GirlFriend in real life

Shrek meets his minecraft girlfriend in real life part 1

        Once upon a time Shrek discovered a game called minecraft. It was the best game that had ever existed in the history of the world. Shrek decided to make an account with the username, shrek_likes_onions. So Shrek started playing tons of minecraft. He joined a survival server and started playing. He established his home in the swamp biome, and defended it fiercely. Anyone who tried to grief his base would see, GET OUT OF MY SWAMP in chat just before being killed by Shrek. One day, as Shrek was mining, he found diamonds. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. Shrek quickly became of the top players and built a huge castle. Then one day, Shrek came back online and found that somebody had griefed his minecraft base. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Shrek was so sad he found the entire minecraft fallen kingdom and listened to it. Soon Shrek started wandering around the world, until he came across a base. He looked inside, and he saw a player. The player was beautiful, and her skin looked like onions. He quickly asked her to be his minecraft girlfriend, and she agreed.