Boredom. Pure and absolute boredom. That's all Hyun-jin could describe his mood at that moment. So what did he decide to do? Go into his litter brother, Jeongin's, Instagram following a find a pretty girl to hit up
That's normal right?
....
Right?
"Hyera? Isn't that the one that always smells of tuna? No thanks"
"Kimmy? Who on earth..."
@ KimmyMinnie
"I like cute things and cute boys:)"
Hyunjin noticed the girls' profile picture and smiled widely. Tiny waist, pale smooth skin, cute skirt.. yup, he was into it.
so he shot her a message.. except, he did it Hyun-jin style
H.Hjin
tis but a scratch
KimmyMinnie
a scratch? your arms off!
H.Hjin
no, it isn't
KimmyMinnie
what's that then?
H.Hjin
I've had worse!
KimmyMinnie
You liar!
H.Hjin
omfg that was amazing actually marry right now
KimmyMinnie
yes, save the date! take it you're a Monty Python fan aswell?
H.Hjin
damn right! the sketches somehow managed to age like fine wine, like that takes extreme talent!
KimmyMinnie
oh, hell mf yea!
H.Hjin
oh, I'm Hwang Hyungjin btw, Yang Jeongins adopted big bro
KimmyMinnie
hmm... just call me Kimmy:)
H.Hjin
ohh a woman of mystery
KimmyMinnie
yeah... a woman of mystery
Seungmin POV
okay win, my crush messaged me first. but loose, he thinks I'm female. what should I count this as? should I call jeongin? no... no... he's already done with hearing me rage on and on about how hot his brother is, he'd probably hit me over the phone.
but I mean, who else do I have to call. Felix is probably too busy sucking off Changbin's face to care, Jeongin has to study with his new tutor... fuck. Innie baby I'm sorry
brrng
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brrng
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brrng
"whaaaaat"
'I uh... have a predicament, your brother texted me on Instagram'
"Isn't that good? you like him right?"
"Oh no it didn't go well did it"
'N-No! no! it went great but... he uh... he thinks I'm a girl'
"Hah... ha... shit we're fucked"
Beep
did this bitch ass just hang up on me!? I can believe him... in my moment of need aswell! i need new friends ASAP
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tis but a scratch||hyunmin
FanficH.Hjin tis but a scratch KimmyMinnie a scratch? your arms off! H.Hjin no it isnt in which Hyunjin and Seungmin both have a great love for Monty python sketches and eventually they both develop crushes. one problem.. hyunjin thinks seungmin is a gir...
