TobiDei!

Chaos

Hidan had been avoiding Deidara for a whole month now. It was getting on everyone's nerves. Deidara tried talking to him, but Hidan wouldn't listen of course. Kakuzu was becoming more pissed every day since Hidan wouldn't concentrate on missions, and would rant on how Tobi stole the love of his life and how Deidara was a fucking fool or some shit. Hidan loved Deidara, and it was obvious. How Deidara didn't notice, he didn't know. 'I should try to steal him away..' he thought,'But I should find a way to make him like me back...'

Deidara wasn't happy, that's for sure. His best friend wasn't talking to him and was avoiding him as well! 'This day couldn't get any worse could it?' he thought as he walked into Hidan's room thinking it was his.

"..."

"Fuck, how should I get Hidan to talk to me again?"

"Maybe you should accept his feelings dumbass."

"WHAT THE FU-"

Deidara looks up and sees Hidan sitting down on his bed. He looks around and realizes that this wasn't his room. "Oh shit, I'm sorry for barging in, I am so sorry," the blond quickly said rushing out of the room before he felt a hand grab his wrist. "Deidara.. please sit down with me, I want to talk." Dammit, what was Hidan thinking? He doesn't know, all he wants is to tell Deidara about his feelings towards him. "Deidara..I-I'm not the one to say this to a male but I-" He was cut off by a finger on his lips, closing them. "Hidan, I already know what you want to tell me," he says while sitting down next to Hidan," I know you like me, I just realized, I'm so sorry I was so blind.." he said. Hidan shifted to his right so he could look at Deidara. He was an adorable boy with long, fluffy looking hair and baby blue eyes. His lips looked so soft and his face so smooth he could just cup them with his hands. But he didn't. He looked so much like a teenage girl, that he could pass for one. "You don't need to apologize, I should be the one doing that." Deidara sighed. Why was Hidan being so nice? Was it only for that reason? "Oh ok, but I still feel like I should since you were always there for me!" Hidan couldn't hold it in anymore. The adorable blond was right in front of him, literally asking for it. He put a hand on the back of Deidara's head and pulled him closer until he could feel his breath. 

'This isn't going to happen..right? I mean I would like it but.. I have Tobi! But we aren't even in a relationship, right? So it's fine?' Deidara thought as he was pulled closer to Hidan. They were so close, lips practically kissing,' Do I want this? Yeah, yeah I do..' And he shoved his lips onto Hidan's, startling the Jashinist. He returned the kiss and pulled the blond into a hug. He licked his bottom lip, asking for permission, which was granted. They fought for dominance and Hidan won. He started tasting the blonde, enjoying the vanilla taste. He quickly ran his tongue once more over the others before pulling away and moving to the blond's neck. He shoved his face into the blonds hair, smelling lavender. He then licked his neck and started sucking, then biting. "H-Hidan, what are y-you doing, un" Deidara moaned, clearly liking this feeling. Hidan continued for a bit longer before pushing the blond onto the bed. Deidara gasped and felt a familiar feeling down below. 'oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck' he thought. Hidan started grinding on the smaller boy, making them both moan in pleasure. "Hidan..oh fuck, w-why are you doing t-this?" Deidara said, trying to suppress the moans. 

CLICK.

OH FUCK.

NOT NOW.

WHAT THE FUCK.

OH SHIT.

WHY?!

Tobi walked into the pair grinding against each other. "SHIT-" yelled Hidan and quickly got off Deidara. The blond was blushing like crazy and he sunk into the covers trying to hide. "U-uh Tobi was just wondering why sounds were coming from Hidan-Kun's room..I'll leave now," Tobi said running away from the horrific sight. "Fucking hell.." said Hidan, rubbing his temples," We'll have to continue this another day 'cause I'm going to beat the shit out of the childish man." Deidara's heart died a little inside cause he didn't want this to end, but he knew that they would have to brainwash innocent Tobi or some shit so they wouldn't get exposed. "Oh ok, un.," Deidara said, before getting pulled into a quick kiss. "Maybe another day babe," said Hidan before running out of his room. 'BabE??!!' thought Deidara as he ran to his room.

A/N:

OH GOD, WHY AM I  DOING THIS IVE NEVER WRITTEN SMUT BUT THE NEXT CHAPTER IS DEIDARA AND TOBI SMUT IM SCARED WHAT WILL I DO WHAT AM I THINKING OH GOD I HAVE TO GO TO A PARTY TOMORROW AND THAT'S GOING TO SCREW WITH MY BRAIN OG SWEET MOTHER OF JASHIN.