The Youngest ANBU

Chapter 1: the Forbidden Scroll of Seals

 It was a normal day in the great village of Konohagakure no Sato, the village hidden in the leaves, which is located in Hi no Kuni, or the Land of Fire. That was until a nine year old Naruto Uzumaki stole the Forbidden Scroll of Seals.

It was his first attempt at graduating the Academy. He thought he'd be able to pass, and finally get acknowledgement from the villagers, and shinobi that always ignored him, but he failed. He couldn't get the Bunshin no Jutsu down.

The Bunshin no jutsu (Clone Technique) is a basic technique that every shinobi can use. In fact, Konoha's Ninja Academy prevents students from graduating unless they master this technique. Unlike most other Bunshinjutsu (clone techniques), these afterimages have no substance and thus are incapable of damaging opponents. Because of this, it is only useful for confusing enemies while other attacks are prepared.

Mizuki had told Naruto about a "secret test", that "everyone" knew about. The Academy-sensei told Naruto that he had to grab a huge scroll with awesome jutsu in it, and if he learned one jutsu from it... Naruto would be a Genin of Konoha. Mizuki also told them to meet in the forest next to a cabin.

Anyway that was eight hours ago, and every Shinobi in the village couldn't find him, but the Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. Hiruzen Sarutobi is a short man. He wears the official uniform of the Hokage: the customary hat and haori with a red, full-length kimono that is tied using a white sash. The Sandaime has white hair, and a goatee, with lines coming down from his eyes.

Hiruzen is known by two names: The Professor, and Shinobi no Kami. He taught the Legendary Sannin, and was taught by the Nidaime, Tobirama Senju. He is also a firm believer in the Will of Fire, which holds that all the people of Konoha are a family and that the Hokage is chiefly responsible for that family's well-being.

Hiruzen has a special jutsu, which is called Tōmegane no Jutsu (Telescope Technique). By peering into a crystal ball, the user can see the current activities of anyone whose chakra signature they know. Users can view subjects from any location, regardless of distance or potential obstructions, making it ideal for intelligence gathering.

The aged Sarutobi has been watching Naruto the whole time. Which most definitely doesn't count the time he was knocked from a nosebleed by Naruto's most lethal jutsu: the Oiroke no Jutsu (Sexy Technique). Naruto created this technique in order to play pranks on men. The user into a beautiful woman, with special attention given to the woman's figure, breasts, and waist.

Hiruzen watched as Naruto learns not one, not two, not three, but four jutsu from the scroll. This shocks the Sandaime, along with the ANBU Commander, who goes by Dragon.

Dragon has short, unkempt, dark-coloured hair, black eyes and well-defined eyelashes, that were turned upwards at each end. He is dressed in a white cloak and black trousers with bandages tied around his right leg, arm-guards, gloves and black sandals. His mask has the motif of a dragon painted on it. The mask has two short forward pointed horns, detailed eyebrows and three, thick stripes with two along either sides of his cheek and one on his forehead.

Dragon then speaks up. He says, "Hokage-sama, I'd like for him to join ANBU under Team Ro."

Hiruzen looks at Dragon sceptically. The Hokage replies, "I don't know Dragon. I don't think he is a good fit for ANBU."

Dragon says, "I think he is though. He learned a B-Rank, two A-Rank, and an S-Rank Kinjutsu. This was just done by a nine year old Academy student. Also on any day, Naruto can outrun most Jounin, and today he has shown that he has good amount of stealth, and infiltration skills. Along with the planning he most likely does for his pranks. Hiruzen... He is perfect for ANBU."