Run Hoe

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by Ya_Know_Val

by Ya_Know_Val

Izuku didn't mean to. Okay, yeah, that was a lie. But that DID not mean he wanted to die in the hands of Bakugo! He's been running for 15 minutes now! He just wanted to eat some brownies!

"DIE HOE!" Bakugo screeched. "YEET!" Izuku screamed as he jumped down the 3 flights of stairs and slammed open the door to the commons, startling everyone. It was breakfast time after all. "GET YOUR DOG, BITCH!" Izuku shrilled. "HE DON'T BITE!" The Bakusquad responded. "YES HE DO! OH SH--" Izuku ducked just in time to miss a chair the was launched at him.

"SHOTO! SAVE ME!" Izuku dramatically cried. Todoroki took a bite of his pancake, chewed and swallowed. "No." He responded. "BETRAYAL I TELL YOU! BETRAYAL!" Izuku screamed, jumping over the couch just in time to miss a thrown Kaminari. "HOE, IT WASN'T ME!" Izuku protested. "NERD-YOU WERE LITERALLY THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS!" Bakugo growled. "WHAT IF SOMEONE SET UP CAMERAS IN YOUR ROOM, FOUND IT, AND STOLE ALL YOUR SWEETS!?" Izuku screeched.

"THAT'S STUPIDER THAN YOUR FACE!" Bakugo barked. Izuku gasped. "I'M TELLING MOM!" He screamed. "BITCH-YOU BETTER NOT!" Bakugo skirted to a stop. Izuku grinned. "I'm calling her right now!" He let out a shit eating grin, waving his phone around. The blonde lunged for it, the smaller boy let out a loud scream as he was tackled onto the floor. "SIRI! CALL ANGRY MOM! PUT IT ON SPEAKER PHONE!" Izuku demanded.

"Calling...Angry Mom." The phone began ringing. "OH FUCK-SHIT-NO--" Bakugo cut himself off. "Hello, Izu baby! Is something wrong? Is Katsuki bothering you again?" The class
choke as they heard Bakugo Mitsuki's voice. "Yeah, Mama! He blamed me for stealing the brownies you made for us. Even though you said to share." Izuku pouted, smirking widely at the blond.

"YEAH-SHE SAID SHARE NOT EAT THE WHOLE DAMN TH--" Katsuki was cut off. "Bakugo Katsuki! Watch your motherfucking language around the damn kid! You weren't raised by some shitty ass wolves!" Mitsuki scowled. Katsuki grit his teeth.

"Sorry, mom." Izuku muffled a giggle. "Now, apologize to the poor kid." Mitsuki demanded. "Sorry." Katsuki grumbled. "What was that?" Mitsuki rhetorically asked. "Sorry!" The younger blond look up at the ceiling and growled. "For what?" Mitsuki once more asked. "I am sorry for yelling at you and blaming you for stealing my brownies." Katsuki gritted out.

"That's more like it. Now I have to go to work now. I have a good day! Bye my little Bunny! Bye My little Pomeranian." Mitsuki teased before hanging up, Izuku promptly burst into laughter. "Fuck you too assh--" Bakugo froze. "Is that a brownie peaking out of your pocket. Izuku paled. "Bethany-It's not what you think!" Izuku squeaked. "I WON'T HESITATE BITCH!" Katsuki screamed, lunging at the younger.

"NO-PLEASE! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Izuku pleaded. "Hey-Bakubro-Please don't use your qu--" Kirishima was cut of by Izuku's loud squeals and laughter. "Is he..." Mina trailed off. "Holy shit." Kaminari whispered. "Everyone's seeing this, right?" Todoroki asked. Everyone stared at the blond boy viciously tickling the smaller green haired boy.

Izuku was in tears.

"STOP! STOP-I'M SO-AHHH! NON-ST-AHHH!" Izuku was officially squealing, it was high pitched and adorable. "SORRY! M'SORRY! STOP!" Izuku screamed. "FUCK NO, ASSHOLE! YOU ATE ALL OF THE DAMN BROWNIES!" Bakugo growled, continuing his tickle attack.

"MO-MOM SAID N-NOT T-TO C-CUSS IN- IN FRONT-FRONT OF-M-ME!"

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"Blease. Bon't Burt Be"

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"KACCHAN NO--"

"HOLY SHIT WATCH THE WINDOW--"

"---DON'T THROW YOUR CLASSMATES---"

CRASH!

"I'M OKAY!"