one day i was bashing on Cardi B and the local hot cheeto girl came up to me and said
"y'all just haters tho, she thicccccccccccccer than y'all and you just jealous."
i rolled my eyes and said "get out of her cheeto gurl."
"EXCUSEEEEEEEEEE YOU!"
"BEST FRANNDDDD"
her best friend pulls up with a bag and ropes.
they then kidnapped me.
