The long haired male walked up to the other and said "I need a piss."
"Ight" says the other depressed teenager.
"Guess what happens the other night!" He said with enthusiasm.
"What?"
"Mumzie came upstairs yesterday night with a plate of food and I said 'nice food ya got there imma go take a huge shit now' and she said 'ew I don't wanna eat now' 'your welcome' I said like the loving son I am and went to go take my shit and I came out and she said 'had a nice shit?' 'Yeah looked like tree logs' I said and she said 'thanks' so I said 'your diddly darn welcome love ya' and she replied 'no u don't' "
The other Male in which participated in the conversation keeled over from laughter.
