Dan vs mlp

Chapter 1: Bail time

~Dan's POV~
So this is business as usual, me and Chris getting arrested for trying to do something right for the community...

"I can't believe they let the hot dog guy get away!!" I yelled.
Scratch what I just said.

"Iwannagohomeiwannagohomeiwannagohome." Chris kept repeating over and over again.

"Chris would you relax, it will be fine we've been in jail before." I reminded him.

"But not for stupid reasons!!!"

"Hey we'll get out of here, it'll take a while but we'll get out."

"What it's not like we're gonna get bailed out in a snap of a finger."

Just then a cop came and opened the door to our cell.

"You guys just got bailed out." The cop said.

"What.. are the odds?" Chris said.

So me and chris got out to get our stuff.

"I wonder who bailed us out?" I asked.

"Why bother, were out aren't we?" Chris asked.

"Well yea we are, but why would someone wanna bail us out for.... maybe it's the guy who used to own my apartment, or maybe it's the president-"

"Now why would the president want to bail us out?!"

"Don't judge my idea's... Maybe it's the plumber, or the officers themselves..."

"Or maybe it's my wife!!" Chris said in shock.

"No it couldn't be Elise, she's too mean to do that to us, it could be-"

"No I mean it's my wife, Elise, she bailed us out!!"

I looked at Chris confused then I looked in front of us and then I saw her, Elise.

"Chris honeybear.... DAN!!" Elise said with an anger in her tone to me.

"Elise..." I said.

"I saw the report of how you two got arrested, how on earth did you get arrested by a hotdog guy?!" Elise asked.

"He didn't give me a refund!!" I replied.

"So you burn his hotdog stand!?!?"

"Hey I didn't burn it, I simply blew it up.

Elise was gonna blow.

"THATS EVEN WORSE!!!!!"

"Now Elise, calm down, I think the good news is that I'm okay...... and same with Dan." Chris said as Elise began to calm down.

Like seriously, how does Chris calm her down, is there like a switch on her that makes her mad to calm and happy or something. But none the less, Elise took a deep breath and calmed down.

"Dan, we are gonna drive you home, and when we do, don't, underline the don't, 'DON'T'.... come near our house.... Got it?" Elise said.

"Yea yea whatever, as long as I get my car back by tomorrow and a ride home, then I'll be fine." I said.

Elise began to grin.

"Well then since you don't mind, we don't have room in the back so..... get in my trunk." Elise said.

Yep.... I'm dead.

~Pinkie Pie's POV~

I literally went into tears, I was in the presents if my family, once again.

"Mom.... Dad.... Sisters.... y-you came." I said in tears.

"Of corse we came, we wouldn't is your 16th birthday for the world." My mother said.

"I-I'm just Soo glad to see you all here." I said walking up to my family.

"My little girl.... all grown up. look at you, you have your mothers beautiful smile and my eyes. We're so proud of you." My father said.

"Well I want you to meet Mr. And Mrs. Cake, they're the ponies that took me in to work here and And their two adorable little children, pumpkin and pound cake." I said.

"Well it's nice to meet you mr...."

"Rock, Igneous Rock. And this is my wife Cloudy Quarts, and my daughters, Limestone Pie, Marble Pie, and of course, you already know Maud Pie." Daddy said.

"Well it's nice to finally meet you all in the flesh." Mrs. Cake said.

"Likewise." My mommy said.

"Now let's party!!!!" I shouted and Everypony agreed.

I was very happy to see my family and for my family to meet the cakes and to approve of me staying here. I think this is gonna be the best week of my life.