Today was our kindergarten graduation 🎓 I watched daddy get her hair done ✅ and put on a nice 👍 tight 🤤 dress 👗 mmmm 😋
Honestly she looked like the most beautiful human alive but let's not talk about it-
We drove our pink Lamborghini and made out😘 in the car for 420.3950 minutes
Once we made it to the graduation 👩🎓 we put our caps 🧢 on and they called us one at a time and gave us our diploma 📜 and whatever they give us when we graduate 🎓
After we had a party 🎉 where we drank apple juice and ate small cakes 🎂 where you have to eat 2 only to not be hungry
I saw Jihyo talking to tzuyu a little too much so I cam up wit tis amazing 😉 plan
I ran to the janitors closet and filled the room with mops
Then I told Jihyo that Daniel said to meet her in the closet 😏
I watched her walk off and slowly followed her to the closet
"Chewy go talk to Chaeyoung for a bit"
I followed her to the janitors closet and she was surrounded by Mops with googly eyes 👀 and pipe cleaners for hands attached to them
"Daniel??"
"Na it's me nerd" I said. And then I poked her in the back with a mop till she yelled "DID I LIEEEEEE"
"Jihyo, you know I fancy you. But this has to be done"
I poked Jihyo with the mop till she morphed into one herself. Then she blended in with the other mops and Daniel didn't even question that she was gone.
I came back to chewy leaving a note 📝 that she was in the bathroom 🚽 and then we had a quickie in the stall
She whispered "and I opp-" in my ear 👂🏿 and I got even wetter 💦than I was before
Now Jihyo was gone all the lines went to tzuyu. She's now lead and main vocalist, visuals, lead rapper, and main dancer, center, leader, and maknae. Yess daddy we stan🥴
Three more members😗
