Short Country Human Stories

One shots

America's dad Britain took him out shooting America's gun only had one bullet in it. His father said "Yo America there be wolves over der. Dat you can shoot, now remember you only have one bullet." America set his eyes on a big chunky wolf he carefully pulled the trigger.BANG!!!! The wolf was suffering on the ground. The wolf suddenly started yelling out curse words in Russian. "ShIt!", yelled America. It was his boyfriend. America shot over and kissed his head and started howling cause you know America is a weirdo. I love you Russia, Russia was ded. He went home and cooked Russia. America got food poisoning and died.

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