▪Tf2 Headcannons▪

Spy

-Scout taunts him by saying "Oui oui" after every sentance he says to him. Usually ends up in Scout being slapped.

-Still genuinely cares for Scouts mother.

-Does not care for Sniper, Soilder or Demoman.

-Spies on his own team like an ass. Pisses everyone off when he does it.

-His lungs are probably dead by now. Medic scolds him everytime the man smokes, but he doesn't even listen. Most likely he's embracing death at this point.

-Smells of alcohol.

-Pretty good friends with Engineer and the Medic.

-Will send Scouts mother letters on occasion.

-Literally never wants to do fun things with the team. He's one of those grumpy old grandpa's who goes "I'm staying inside" and yells at kids to get off his lawn. (Instead its yelling at scout to get out of his smoking room.)