The Britannia Angel, And Why They're An Idiot

How The Britannia Angel Came Into Being

Arthur knew his empire-hood was coming to an end, but his life? That was just preposterous! Yes, the rest of Europe was closing in on him. With Asia joining in on the rendezvous . And sure, nearly half of his colonies were revolting. As expected, the UK had fallen apart years ago. He couldn't forget, his economy was in utter shambles. As well as the fact, his politicians were threatening a civil war over how to deal with all the problems.

It can be easily told, England did indeed die way back then. His poor land being divided up for some of the bigger players in the war, later bought up by his so called brothers. But, that was 1730 , it was now 1930! And a lot had changed for England. To start off, he went by the Britannia Angel now (not picked by himself of course).

You see, when England had first died, he felt like it was unreasonable and not his time to go yet. After a nice little talk with The Roman Empire and some God's he got a deal issued to him. He could return if he only served other countries, giving out miracles, offering up general help, aiding countries that have just recently passed to the other side. Think of him as something of a fairy godmother. Cursed to do the opposite he had once done in his lifetime. Arthur, as you should know, can be a bit daft. He accepted this deal. He was an idiot.

There were multiple reasons to call him an idiot. His lack of questions were one thing. He didn't even bother to ask what he would look like. And, for your information dear reader, he looked exactly the same facially, with two small wings that had sprouted out of his back (too small for any real creature to use but perfectly fine for the magical being he now was), a white toga he was sure the Roman empire had made as it was all to short for the once English gentleman, a halo which floated lovingly above his head, two dusty uncomfortable brown sandals he was sure he was made to wear so he would make use of his wings (but he was a man who would not make a goat of himself!) and his trustee, dusty old knock-off magic wand that looked like it came from a child's play set .

Another reason to call him an idiot is, everyone knew who the mighty English Empire was! (Biggest empire in history!!!) And, while they might not know what he looked like, they mostly definitely knew his name! (it alone striked fear into the enemies heart!!!) this is actually why he just called himself the Britannia Angel, to any average country they wouldn't know him as England, just some werido.