Diary of a speedster

Entry 10

Ello again! :3 the wallman here :D
Since I started dating Artemis, she made me stop writing in this diary ;-; how cruel can she get? Yeesh. Pssh naw I'm kidding. She's the best girlfriend a guy could have <3 but she still won't let me write in here so I'm sneaking in here to write...

So over the past few months A LOT of crazy stuff happened... I'm not saying all of them because the consequences were a little...embarrassing. Let's just say dangling from a tree the whole day while playing the blues on a harmonica is not a nice punishment to live out.

I attempted to pull a prank on Arty with a Sharpie (Heh heh...rhymes don't it?) So when she was asleep, I sneaked into her house. There were two beds with two people in them so I had a hard time deciding who was Arty and who wasn't. One person snored loudly and I immediately ruled her out. -Artemis doesn't snore...right?- and y'know...drew on the other person's face.

It was going well until I heard someone groaning and asking "Wally, what the heck are you doing here?" I looked towards the other bed and saw Artemis staring at me, confused and irritated that I woke her up. (Hey, even if we get married that girl will never ever forgive me if I wake her up) So obviously I drew on the wrong person. "eh...who's this?" I asked. "Cheshire..." I nearly died. CHESHIRE?! SHE COULD KILL ME! D: KILL MEEEEEEEEE! So I ran and ran and last I heard, Cheshire is in New Mexico looking for me (Thanks to Artemis. She told her I was there)

Me and Arty watched Big Hero 6 :DD It was the best movie I ever watched since Finding Nemo. I liked that girl called Gogo Cuz DUH, superspeed! Of a sort! Anyway everything was so high tech my inner science geek was dying. (Yes I love science, im a geek. Get with the program and don't judge. #2fab4u) I didn't dare point out the fact that I liked the girl (not like like but generally liking a person based on personality and awesome ability) Or Arty would have killed me O.O OH AND GUESS WHAT?! •-• <-- DOESNT THAT LOOK LIKE BAYMAX?! IT DOES RIGHT? IT SO CUTE AND FLUFFY :D •-• Hello I am Baymax, your personal health companion. On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain? :3 i love the song immortals :D It's AWESOME

Lol moving on... THERES A FROZEN 2 COMING OUT NEXT YEAR! I don't look forward to the movie but I am looking forward to watching Robin sing the songs in the shower. I have a video of him singing let it go in the shower...and unexpectedly making a fart noise. XD it's hilarious!
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Oh crap .-. arty is coming. GOODBYE AND LOOK A WHALE!
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