This One's Long So Be Prepared
Joey: Who broke the coffee machine? I'm not mad, I just want to kno-
Rosanna: It was me! I did it!
Joey: No, no you didn't. Roi?
Roi: Don't look at me! Look at Matt!
Matt: What? I didn't break it!
Teala: interesting... How did you even know it was broken?
Matt: Obviously because it's sitting right in front of us broken!
JC: Suspicious...
Matt: No it's not!
Colleen: If it makes a difference, I saw Manny using the coffee machine in the lounge.
Manny: Jokes on you! I wasn't even in the lounge today!
Rosanna: I DID IT! I BROKE IT! LET ME PAY FOR IT!
Joey: No you didn't. Nikita? You've been unusually quiet.
Nikita: Me? I don't even drink that crap!
Safiya: Liar!
~ Everyone continues arguing ~
Joey, in a confessional: I broke it. I needed to keep people on edge. Things were getting too chummy around here.