3rd POV
"Guys....? Why are we in the living room.....? And why are we in a circle with a bottle in the middle...... and vodka....." Denki questions (A/n His sexuality XD not really, he bi)
N shows up out of nowhere "Just go with it or I'll stay!"
Author Gracie-chan appears beside N "It's Fanfiction magic, deal with it guys, gals, and nonbinary pals."
"What happened to the fucking fourth wall," Blasty McGay asks, crossing his arms.
"The fourth wall is nonexistent here." Gracie-chan replies.
"And now, we get to stay." N smiles and sits down in between Best Boi Kiri and DAMN Deku.
Gracie-chan moves so she is sitting in between Denkachu and MAMA Mina.
"So, what are we playing again?" Soba Shoto asks.
"Dare or Drink. You spin the bottle, and you give the person you landed on a dare. You either do the dare, or take a shot. We keep going until we run out of alcohol."
"Why did you break the fourth wall?" Bird Head Toko asks calmly.
"Because we were BoReD aS fUcK, and the fourth wall is stupid anyway." Gracie-chan explains.
"Also, because we can. It's our fanfic which we will bur-"Gracie-chan cuts N off. "We WILL NOT burn it with fire N!"
"OoOOOooooooOOOOooooOoOooooOoOooooOo I WANNA GO FIRST!" Denkachu exclaims.
Denkachu grabs the bottle, and spins it. It spins round and round, until landing on MAMA Mina. MAMA Mina squeals, excited at the prospect of being dared, or drinking alcohol.
"Hmmmmm.... Mina! You have to twerk in the prettiest girls face!" Denkachu exclaims, a bright smile on his face.
MAMA Mina smiles as she stands. She walks over to Invisa Girl Hagakure, and starts to twerk in her face. Red splotches appear on where Invisa Girl Hagakure's cheeks would be. When MAMA Mina finishes, she goes back over to her seat beside Gracie-chan.
She spins the bottle, and it lands on Bird Head Toko. MAMA Mina crawls over to Bird Head Toko, and whispers quietly in his ear. When she finishes, Bird Head Toko nods. He pulls out his phone, and quickly scrolls through it. He clicks something, and Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time blasts through the speakers laid around the living room. The emos around the room slightly smile, while everyone else is either pissed or indifferent.
Bird Head Toko spins the bottle, completely ignoring the music besides a slight head bob. He lands on Sparkly Baguette.
"Do 7 minutes in Heaven with a boy from class 1-A." Bird Head Toka dares.
Sparkly Baguette grabs Sonic But Not's arm, and drags him into the closet (tho barely anyone is still closet gay tbh), and we wait. During those 7 minutes, Blasty McGay steals Bird Head Toka's phone, and turns off the song. Of course, Blasty McGay and Bird Head Toka end up scuffling for it, and both end up with a few bruises.
When the 2 boys come back out, nothing's out of place. Both look the same, no hickeys, no rumpled clothing, nothing.
"You guys look way to perfect to have just played 7 minutes in heaven, what did you guys do?" Hanta Sero Tape Boy Nia asks.
"We looked for a light source other than Aoyama's Quirk for a few minutes, and then talked." Sonic But Not explains as they go back to their seats.
"Boring!" MAMA Mina exclaims.
Sparkly Baguette spins the bottle, and it lands on Floating Round Cheeks. "I dare you to tell us who you like."
Floating Round Cheek's cheeks go aflame, and she reaches for the alcohol. She pours herself a full shot and downs it quickly.
The game continues for awhile before almost all the alcohol is gone. All that's left are 2 shots, and basically everyone is drunk except for the authors because they are the authors and can do what they want.
It's Earphone Jack Emo's turn, and it lands in between N and Gracie-chan (who eventually came to sit beside each other as people moved for ships and whatnot). "I-" hic "get to dare both of you!" She exclaims from Big Boobed Mom's lap.
"Okay." They reply simultaneously.
"I dare you to kiss each other, on the lips, for a full 10 seconds!" Earphone Jack Emo yells.
They both grab a shot and take it, together.
"Okay, now we can leave. Bye guys we are leaving you to deal with your drunk and gay asses." N says with a wave, and they disappear in a puff of smoke.
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BNHA Gay af
FanfictionGay as fuck stuff with BNHA characters (villains, heroes, heroes in training, and parents alike) Basically a one-shot book Disclaimer: We do not own BNHA