who am i

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I'm a fuckin' fool.

I have a real-life friend on here, and I presume they're going to read this, so...
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(Only friend may read that)

SOMETHING ABOUT ME:
I like pineapple on pizza. Fight me.

MY NAME:
That's private, but you can call me salamander.
Or sal, whichever. I have no idea why I chose them.

MY HOBBIES:
Being lazy.

WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF ME:
Dunno, but they seem to like me.

GENDER: Anonymous

SEXUALITY: Triangle

FAVE FOOD: Triangle *whispers* penis

FAVE COLOR: Color, the other spelling confuses me.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, but I have a crush on a certain sexy guy~
(Guess his shape, I dare you)

WHERE I LIVE: The firey pits of hell mostly, but I take trips to Europe sometimes.

TRIANGLES: Fucked.

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