Roze: Hello everybody this is my campaign to run against SARYN on tje colorguard cunt team!
Saryn: Omg! Why is she doing this??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Roze: As 2e all know saryn has a disorder which doesnt allow her to say anything remotely intellectual therefore I believe I should be captain of the colorguard cunt team.
Natalie: ITUINK SARYN SHOULD WIN BECAUSE SHES MY SENPAI
Saryn: Oh natalie you're my favorite lackey
Roze: I should be the ultimate colorguard cunt because not only am I minority but I also have the talents of eating rice without breathing, playing the g chord on a guitar, and having a perverted boyfriend.
Saryn: BUT ROZE HAVENT YOU EVER HAD A SEX?
Roze: Sorry I dont do drugs
Natalie: OOOO U JUST GOT BURNED ROZE
Nick: Hi guys I just came out of the bathroom after taking a giant..... drink of water.
Evie: YOU CANT BE HERE WITHOUT A DRIVERS LICENSE, FRESHMAN!
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Roze's Flowery Campaign
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