Chapter One

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Roze: Hello everybody this is my campaign to run against SARYN on tje colorguard cunt team!

Saryn: Omg!   Why is she doing this??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Roze: As 2e all know saryn has a disorder which doesnt allow her to say anything remotely intellectual therefore I believe I should be captain of the colorguard cunt team. 

Natalie: ITUINK SARYN SHOULD WIN BECAUSE SHES MY SENPAI

Saryn: Oh natalie you're my favorite lackey

Roze:  I should be the ultimate colorguard cunt because not only am I minority but I also have the talents of eating rice without breathing, playing the g chord on a guitar, and having a perverted boyfriend.

Saryn: BUT ROZE HAVENT YOU EVER HAD A SEX?

Roze: Sorry I dont do drugs

Natalie: OOOO U JUST GOT BURNED ROZE

Nick: Hi guys I just came out of the bathroom after taking a giant..... drink of water.

Evie: YOU CANT BE HERE WITHOUT A DRIVERS LICENSE, FRESHMAN!

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 12, 2020 ⏰

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