- Read every Diary of a Wimpy Kid book in one sitting, then recite every word backwards in Greek, Hebrew, and Broken Italian
- Listen to America's Suitehearts by Fall Out Boy
- Take photos of nature
- Decapitate millions of small, orphan children
- Redo the Holocaust
- Buy some new decor for your house or apartment
- Watch TV
- Try to balance the ice tray all the way from the sink to the fridge
