(The following story is fictional and does not depict any actual person or event. In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. These are their stories. I don't know what to wear. Hey, if you're not ready, I'm going without you. Come on, Emily. I'm leaving. Wait up! I'm coming. Try this, Emily. Dad's gonna kill me. So don't tell him. Hey, bitch.)
