When your husband falls out of bed looking like a goddamn princess
Sitting your little brother reading his little ass book at a small ass table (sorry a-yuan)
Coming for you BITCH!
When you cry over some girl you don't even fucking know(ounyang Zizhen)
Wei wu xian playing with husband lan Wangji (and this is how lan Zhan became a bottom in my world look at his face when he comes back up)
OPEN WHAT SON CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN?! Oh wait he mad 😅 don't kill me Lord zewu-jun!
When you say something wrong
When you aren't sure about what to say
LAN ZHAN IT'S TO MUCH FUCKING WIND OUT HERE so can you please get rid of the wind?!
When you don't see what your best friend sees
(And your like what the fuck are you seeing bro then your eyes ajust you find out that he's talking about your husband and turn back to your friend and say BITCH DON'T TRY IT!)