Chicago's Boring

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Post-apocolyptic Chicago is boring as hell. The hot dog stands are filled with hobos and bindle-stiffs looking for moldy food. If you are a Party Member like me, you would understand why we went red. The US was crumbling after World War 4, so they asked The New Soviet Alliance (formerly known as Russia) for assistance. In exchange for their help, the US would have to become a communist nation. President Dentinfil reluctantly agreed, saving this glorious nation. Now, my parents became party members via being Russian sleeper agents, so we get extra food, water, and of course, vodka. But, this is where shit gets real, bubba.

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