I take baby Jordan out of the mans hands.
Then I cradle her ever so gently.
And when I looked into her eyes I knew it was meant to be for me to be her mom.
And when I took her inside I realized I have nothing for her no clothes,no car seat ,no diapers,no toys,no bed,no space in this small apartment for her to sleep,nothing.
So I call my friend Ally,, that has a kid so we can go shopping for things for my baby.
"Hello, Ally I have something important to tell you can you come over?"
"Of course!" Ally say in a really dramatic tone.
So I try to calm down Jordan while I wait for Ally to arrive with her daughter Olivia
Finally I get Jordan to sleep but as soon as I do.
"Ding Dong."
"Oh shiitokie." I said trying not to curse in front of my daughter?
Wait was that what she was to me now? I have no idea.
Then Jordan starts to cry as soon as I open the door to reveal Ally and Olivia.
And of course the first thing Ally says is
"Who's that?"
"Long story short, my sister died giving birth to her and I am her care taker now?"
"What the hell does that mean?" Ally says in a high pitch voice.
"Shh don't curse in front of her!"
"Wow how mom and adult like." Ally says in a surprised tone.
"So why did you call me?" Ally says in a somewhat irritated tone.
"Well you see I have nothing for Jordan so-."
"SHOPPING!?!" Ally says in a high squeaky voice
"Umm, sure if that what you wanna call it."
"Ok race you to the car last one is a rotten egg."
I was just about to sprint past because I am so much more athletic then she is but then I realized I had a baby in my hands.
So I slowly walked to the car.
And when we got there I asked
"What about a car seat?"
"Don't worry I always carry a spare." Ally said
She's the prepared friend.
So Ally and I buckle up Olivia and Jordan and head to the mall.
