𝑇𝒉𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑚𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑.

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very colorful words

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Steven:

"Do you think i'm okay you trick ass bitch?"

"Diddly darn dang it!"

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Connie:

"Can you kindly shut the fuck up? I'm studying for my test unlike you cunts."

"Zoinks I dunno about this, scoob.."

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Amethyst:

"Have you ever wondered what hand sanitizer tastes like?"

"So like.. if someone had a cold and fucked someone else, would that give the other person a cold too like a STD?"

"You never said kissing my hand didn't count as kissing someone else."

"Bro one time in 7th grade I touched my friend's girlfriend's titty by accident and I was scared shitless."

"I burnt the chicken lol"

"floss my toes" (they were quoting gibby yall )

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Pearl:

"I DON'T WANT YOUR DISGUSTING GERMS ON MY CHILD, SHOOO."

"Ugh.. I'm surrounded by Neanderthals."

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Garnet:

"And you wonder why I never openly express anything when you're around."

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Lapis:

"That coochie be Gucci."

"SHUT UP BITCH YOU CALL ME A WHORE WHILE YOU'RE A WHOLE ASS CUM DUMPSTER."

"why r u gay?"

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Peridot:

"who? asked."

"STOP LOOKING AT MY PAPERWORK YOU NIMROD."

"If you chopped a jellyfish up into little bits would it be considered Hawaiian sushi?"

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Bismuth:

"I am the bees knees unlike you pussies. "

"You're tiny and I'm mighty!"

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Spinel:

"Wanna play a game? It's called eat my shoe and shut the fuck up."

*giggles like a ten year old* "Cooties."

"Why the fuck do I even hang out with your stupid ass?"

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Pink Pearl:

"Oh Heavens!"

"Excuse YOU,"

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they corrected the majority of these yesterday even though this chapter was published a year ago  LMFAO

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