fanfics annoy me!!!

pt. 2

pt.2

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b4 u read---

This story will NOT contain smut. If u want smut go read After you horny fucking dicks. Stories r more than JUST smut. You are disgusting if thats all u like

Moving on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(btw im putting these dots bc theyre nessasary, definatly not bc i want to fill up  the pages ok) 

I lookt over at my friend Jasmine who was eating off her boyfriend's face, the fat hoe. I scoffed and returned working at a rundown Coffee Shop called Coffee Shop bc the auhor is phtsically unable 2 cum up with a witty coffee shop name :))))

Whilst i casted a glance at a curly haired customer, i felt my panties fly out of my vag, wow he's hawt af. I cleared my throat. 

"I'll go take his order," Jasmine muttered. 

Angry, i slapped her. "No. I got this." I then walked to his table and asked what he wanted.

cheekily, he said, "Ill have you."

I grew soaked, "i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i," i stuttered with wide eyes, wow he has nice emerald orbs with chocale curls.

A dimple suddenly appeared on his face cheeks--not the booty cheeks bc we havent gotten that far lol--and he was grinning. "Kidding," he mumbled, "i've have the hot coffee."

"k"

i went to get it and came back

"OH SHIT IM SORRY!!" I stumbled over something and BOOM all da coffee fell on the cute guy.

He looked mysterious and dark i wanna find out his secret :-)

"SORRY." I shouted with a stutter.

He winced but it was ok bc it's just burning hot coffee :-) 

:-)

"it's ok." he said. "hey do u wanna go out,." 

i almost scoffed, what a pig. 

THE END. 

a/n

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