This is a story of a man named colonel sanders, to and how he arose to power. a bad power. Some were in Kentucky there was a restaurant named KFC and the man who ran the restaurant was colonel sanders and he was a big powerful man he was the olny fast food restaurant in Kentucky that is wat he thought he heard about a clown named rolneld McDonald that was runnin a restaurant beside a old mansion and popple love there food so colonel sanders had a plan and he got some gear on and waghed till thay closed and the time has come all the costumer left and he thrue a can of tear gas and incompassed them and beat them wit his cane and found Ronald in the back
"Ronald "how did you get in heare
"Sanders"shut up you ******* colun your stealing my costmers you little ****
"Ronald "wat are you talking a a bout
"Sanders"that is it
Sanders started the nearby beepfryer and trund ronalds face in to a chicken nugget
"Sanders" nice and golden just how I like it
"Ronald "screeming in pain why are you doing this
"Sanders"you took a bite out of my profits now I am going to take a bite out of your face
Sanders took a big chunk of his face and ate it with his finger licking good sulse
"Sanders"one more thing before I go
Grabs rope hangs Ronald body over the exit. That the end of day one
