Aries: Probably using the internet
Taurus: Probably using an electrical device
Gemini: Probably has a Tumblr account
Cancer: Probably alive or something
Leo: Possibly breathing
Virgo: Probably likes something more than they should
Libra: Has opinions
Scorpio: Probably eats?
Sagittarius: Probably has a problem with bugs
Capricorn: Is practically corn
Aquarius: Practically water
Pisces: Probably not dead
