friends, i only need my inventions

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???: alright, thats all the grimm taken care of

thats me, well was me, they call me doctor build, but you can call me y/n l/n, and as your read, i'm kamen rider build, err as of now, i'm just a student

y/n: it was epic of the team synergy too, ruby's speed plus the dragonic strength of yang, like a rabbit tank combo

???: i mean, you came up with it y/n

that "innocent" rose petel is ruby rose, she got in 2 years early for her eyes, she is the leader of team rwby and my beastest best friend, we are bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbffs as she would say, her semblence is speed

???: yeah and that earned him a trip to the yang hole

thats a pervert, who's next

author: AT LEAST TELL US HER NAME AND SEMBLENCE!!!

okay fine, don't get your man tits in a twist, anyway her name is yang the pervert-

author: HER REAL FUCKING NAME, IF NOT THEN I WIL- FUCK MY NIPPLES GOT STUCK IN MY FAN

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, THATS WHAT YOU GET! anyway for real this time, her name is yang xaio long, the golden tank of team rwby, her semblence is burn, and if you don't know what it is let me explain, bassicaly the longer she fights the stronger she gets

???: welp lets get home, it's time to study

this is the ice queen, she loves ice, her favorite food is ice, uuuuh, okay for real her name is weiss sneeze, i mean schnee, she is a wine bitch who also is a tsundare, her semblence is losing every battle, and signls too i guess, 

???: lets just go

blake belladonna, aka bellabooty, her semblence is riping off naruto, aka shadow clones, she can use her shadow to make clones to take a hit for her, i call it KAGE BUSHINO JUTSU, well, not anymore, i call it dumb shit

blake: its time girls

weiss: i really don't like this

ruby: its his orders girls

yang: we're sorry

all of a sudden i get hit by dust bullets, right in the headm and i don't have aura too so this is gonna last a long time, i felt heart broken, they all left, after shooting me in the head, i-, i thought they were friends

timeskip

y/n: one, 21 guns! lay down your arms-

???: ehahaha

y/n: n-nani?!

aww its a... bunny? a tank?

???: that doesn't matter

y/n: a tunny? bank? tanny? TANNY!

tanny: follow me

y/n: o-okay

and so with all strength i had, i followed the tanny to a lab

tanny: now, build, you need to TOUCH ME!

y/n: w-what?

tanny: TOUCH ME!

y/n: o-okay

so i did as he said and touched him

tanny: TOUCH ME HARDER!

i touched him harder, he turned into a belt and two bottles, before i could see what they were, an alarm went off, a monster is at a ware house, so i did what anyone would do

y/n: nigeru dae o

(joesphe joestar would be proud, fun fact it actually means no)

timeskip again

???: RAAAG

ruby: alright team, take him down

yang: wish y/n were here, he could of come up with a plan of action

weiss: he's dead okay, deal with it

ice queen, like i said

blake: no, just stall till the atlus military gets here

ruby: or kill it and get all the credit

???: STOP!

ruby: wait was that

rwby: y-y/n?!

???: EH? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

y/n: laugh all you want, i'm gonna fight

y/n then runs only to be blasted at point zero, he's belt falling out

build: now, to e-end this

y/n then grabs his handel and starts cranking it

belt: VOLTECH FINISH

a hard and long algerithm problem comes up lifting build to the top

y/n: VOLTECH KICK!

build then does a diving kick to the monster, destroying it

build: experiment complete

to be countinued

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