Can I Bee Yours, Honey? || A Tododeku Bee Movie AU

the beeginning

"According to all known laws of laviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible."- Morgan Beeman

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The outside world was buzzing with life; many bees flew around the area as they conversed among each other. All except for one particular bee with striking black and yellow hair split down the middle, and a dark yellow scar across his left eye. He sat alone, brooding, before another sexy bee approached him; Tenya Beeda.

"I'm leaving the hive" said the bee, whose name was Todorobee Shouto, with a sexy tone of voice.

"You're finna die" said his even sexier friend Tenya Beeda

Todorobee lifted his THICC ass off the ground muttering "Gotta blast" beefore flying out of the U.A hive.

--- 2 Hours Later ---

Todorobee knew, at this moment, that he had fucked up.

He was trapped in a U.A. dorm room with 3 other HUMANS, who are not bees.

Todorobee was s h o o k

Wait, I have wings he thought sexily to himself so he flew up to the bright light cumming from the ceiling I don't remember the sun having the word ENDEVER SUCCS on it he thot

He clapped against the boobies lamp bit he was too thicc and he fell like an icyhot angle

He was greeted with a cool pleasure of guacamole to his face. He struggled (not in the sexy way) but the clap of his dummy thicc cheeks made him sink even more

"lOoK aT mY reSuMe shItTy hAir" said the blonde crackhead to the Rocky road ice stack "iT hAs All mY sPecIaL skiLlzz, jUst LooK"

He look at skiLlzz list

- KILL EXPLODE MURDER 

- KILL EXPLODE MURDER 

- KILL EXPLODE MURDER 

- KILL EXPLODE MURDER 

- KILL EXPLODE MURDER 

- making out ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

"Wow, that's pretty hot", said the shark with crocs.

And then they made out passionately. 

Things were beeginning to get spicy, as the shark man began to reach for the guacamole. He was about to firmly grasp the guacamole, before something yellow and black caught his eye.

The blonde crackhead screeched. 

"OI! A FOCKIN' BEE!"

Weaves got snatched. Tea was spilled. Lathered cheeks were clenched. People were being cancelled left and right. Todorobee was in a panic.

"Ew, get it away from me!", said the croc guy that kinda looked like Knuckles.

"Stay back, these are explosion hands!", yelled the blonde crackhead.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed a broccoli boy as Todorobee was almost exploded to death. 

Todorobee looked at his savior; first he examined his face.

Big, large, gigantic, huge, sizeable, colossal, massive, vast, mighty, mountainous, epic, enormous, extensive, tremendous, monstrous, commodious, spacious, unlimited, monumental, astronomical, oversized, plump, husky green eyes stared down at him with passion. Endearing, adorable, cute, lovably, sweet, lovely, appealing, engaging, delightful, darling, winning, charming, attractive, pretty freckles covered his face like the constellations Todorobee admired every night. His smile, although frowning, was handsome, good-looking, nice-looking, attractive, personable, striking, stunning, and fine. 

He was beeautiful. 

Todorobee's eyes wandered down the broccoli dude's body. 

He had abs for days, ones that Todorobee could never have beecause he was a simple bee. He was wearing a shirt that said Plus Ultra tm. He was wearing the baggiest khakis one could ever see. But Todorobee wasn't complaining. He could admire the broccoli boy's THICC CHEEKS that way. His face burned crimson, burning even hotter than the water that his mother yeeted onto his face. 

"OI WHADDYA DOIN' DEKU?!" 

"Kacchan, hes a simple bee! Why does his life have less value than yours?"

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the U.A. Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the League of Villains, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in pro-hero warfare and I'm the top hero in the entire U.A. armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the planet and your quirk is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the U.A. Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Deku."

"Jeez, calm down Bakugo! Save that energy for later when we're in bed!" The croc guy winked.

Deku... what a sexy name... thought Todorobee.

Deku scooted his thicc cheeks off the guacamole and out of the window. He wished it was out of the closet, but whatever. 

Todorobee tried to hold onto the thicc magazine where the broccoli boy had made contact with, but he slipped because he was so dummy thicc. 

"Oi, you know that coulda killed me, right?! I'm allergic!"

"Yea, and I'm allergic to your toxic behavior Kacchan." 

Todorobee stared and watched as Deku walked into the kitchen.