Can I Bee Yours, Honey? || A Tododeku Bee Movie AU

Honey.

The morning was the morning. His cheeks were ready. He was finally going to try to talk to a human, despite it being strictly against the bee code of honor. 

He took his thicc bee thighs and hovered back into the U.A. dorm. While he flew around in search of the broccoli boy who saved his life, he saw various scenes play out; a black haired man that looked like he just crawled out of a dumpster was talking to another that resembled a cockatoo, the human version of Pikachu was harassing a dude with tape dispensers in place of his elbows while a pink lady watched, and a grape gremlin hitting on a woman with huge badonkers which Todorobee thought was kinda hot but he was gay and respected women too much to stoop down to the level of a gremlin.

Then he found him- the broccoli boy. He was all alone and crying into an All Might TM body pillow.

Come on, I have to talk to him.

What should I say?

He thought sexily as he hovered over to the broccoli boy and struck a pose.

"Ya like All Might?" No, that's no good.

Here he cums! Speak you useless, incompetent, stupid, dumbass, icyhot bastard!

"Um.. Hi?" 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the broccoli boy as geysers of tears sprung out of his eyes as though he were some character in an anime.

"y-yOu'Re TalKING!"

"Yes, I know, sexy one."

"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-ou're TALKING!"

"I apologize."

"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no. It's fine." The broccoli boy's face turned red. He kinda looked like a tomato. "I think I'm dreaming "A bee this hot can't exist! "I mean, you're a bee!"

"I assure you, I know this concerns you." 

"Y-yeah, it's kinda surprising."

"I shouldn't be doing this, but the porcupine guy and his boy toy were trying to kill me. If it weren't for you and your thicc cheeks, I'd be dead right now, just like how I am on the inside. I had to thank you. Its how my mother raised me, before she dumped boiling water on my face then got sent to a hospital."

"Wow thats kinda fricked up."

"I just would like to see that I am grateful. I have to take my leave now, though."

"Hey, wait! How did you learn to talk? Are you a non-human with a quirk like Nezu? I need to write this in my journal!"

"Well, I learned just like you do. You know, 'Mommy, Daddy, Fuck... Anyways, I'm gonna head out b-b-b-baka."

"Wait! Have a crumb!" Deku said, blushing. "Its from my All Might cake that I got for my birthday. You can even have more, there's a lot left because nobody came to my birthday bash."

"Oh no, it's fine. I'm a fat loser." said Todorobee.

"No, I insist." Deku said, blinking his big, large, gigantic, huge, sizeable, colossal, massive, vast, mighty, mountainous, epic, enormous, extensive, tremendous, monstrous, commodious, spacious, unlimited, monumental, astronomical, oversized, plump, husky baby eyes. 

"Goodbye. Honey." He flies away.