Be Less Straight

More than survive, but gayer.

''C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, go! Go!''
''C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, go! Go!'' Jeremy repeated, getting annoyed.

''I'm waiting for my porno to load... My brain is gonna friggin' explode! And now of course it's time to hit the road.''

'Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day!!' He thought, getting more and more frustrated. 

But, that wasn't really such a change, since if he isn't feeling weird or, super strange, his life would be in utter dismay, he mused, grabbing his shoes and pulling on his trousers.
'Coz, freaking out is my okay.'

''Good morning, time to start the day!'' He yawned, looking out the window.

'C-c-c-come on, go, go! C-c-c-come on, go goo!'

''DAD! Haven't you heard of pants?''

''Pretend we're in the army.'' His father replied with.

''But you're driving me to school...''

''Uh.. I just don't feel like it today, ya know?''

''Yeah, I know. Just, when I get home, have pants of, please.''

''Ten-hut!!''

''Now should I take the bus or walk instead?'' He stepped outside, looking to the bus stop, then the sidewalk. ''I feel my stomach feeling up with dread..''
When he gets nervous his whole face goes red, so, as per usual, his face was looking rather red.

''Dude! Way the options calmly and be still! A junior on the bus is killer weak...'' He mused. ''But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight-up wreak.''

''And my boxers will be bunchy-'' He climbed onto the bus. ''-and my pits will leak.''

'Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill.. to just be fine and cool and chill! He thought. I don't wanna be a hero, just Just wanna stay in the line! I'll never be your Rob DeNiro, but for me Joe Pesci is fine.'  He hopped off the bus. 

''So, I'll follow my own rules and I'll use 'em as my tools-'' He walked into the school. ''- To stay alive. I don't wanna be special, no, no, I just wanna survive!''

All the students were a bit angry, pushing and shoving through the hallway to get to class or their lockers. So, many people were yelling for people to 'Come on' or 'Go go'.

''Uh.. what are you staring at?'' Chloe Valentine asked.

''I was just trying to get to my locker!''

''That guy is soo weird.''

''I have literally never noticed him!'' Chloe's best friend, Brooke Lohst mused, walking away with Chloe.

Jeremy moved back a bit, and bumped into Richard Goranski, a 5'5'' boy who was always mean to him. 'Shoot!'

''Yo! Don't TOUCH me, tall-ass!!'' Rich yelled in his face, spinning him and shoving him against the lockers. He grabbed a marker and wrote something on his bag, as Jeremy tried to tell him he was just trying to get to his locker. ''You wash that off, you're DEAD!!''

''Oka-''

''Yo!! Jakey D! So what's the story with Madeline?''

''Awe man, I shouldn't say.'' Jake Dillinger, another popular boy, responded. ''But, it's a good thing I rock at pool!''

Jeremy looked down the hallway, he had nicknamed it 'The Dangerous Hall' because of its tendency to be full of the popular students. Trying hard to not be seen, he focused on a poster on the far wall. The poster was closer now.