Not So Happy Campers, Part 2

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island. 27 campers plus a robot have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp, then have to face the judgement of their fellow campers.

D.J.: It's our first challenge. How hard can it be?

*Dramatic note*

Gwen: I did not sign up for this.

*Intro plays*

Chris: Okay. Today's challenge is three-fold. Your first task is to jump off this 1,000-foot-high cliff into the lake.

Bridgette: Piece of cake.

Chris: If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic *laughs* man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area, which, we're pretty sure is shark free.

Leshawna: Excuse me.

Chris: For each member of your team that jumps and actually survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge... building a hot tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked hot-tub party tonight. The losers will be sending someone home. Let's see, Killer Bass, you're up first.

Bridgette: Oh, wow. So, who wants to go first?

*Crickets chirp*

Owen: Hey, don't sweat it, guys. I heard that these shows always make the interns do the stunt first to make sure it's survivable.

Hiro: Hey, I'm An Intern Myself, I Work At Krei Tech

Owen: Really?, Awesome!

*Flashback music starts*

Chris: We need to test the stunts first. You know that.

Chef: Do I look like an intern?

Chris: No, but the ones we had are all in the hospital. C'mon, just jump it, you big chicken. *cackles like a chicken*

Chef: I don't get paid enough for this, man. (screaming)

Chef: Hey, I made it. I made it, man, uh. Something just brushed up by my foot. Hey, Chris, man, something ain't right down here. (screaming)

Chris: Well, that seems safe enough.

*Flashback ends*

Eva: So, who's up?

Duncan: Ladies first. Hey how come nerd guy here is only wearing his casual wear?

Hiro: I didn't pack my swim trunks

Duncan: Fair enough.

*Hiro Was Building Something*

Bridgette: Fine, I'll go. It's no big deal, just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks.

*Bridgette jumps*

*Bridgette Made It To The Safe zone*

Tyler: She did it. Yeah! Yeah! I'm next. Cowabunga! Oh!

Bridgette: Ooh.

Geoff: Wooooo! Hahaha!

Eva: Look out below!

D.J.: Unh-unh. No way, man. I'm not jumping.

Chris: Scared of heights?

D.J.: Yeah, ever since I was a kid.

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