𝑰𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝑸𝒖𝒐𝒕𝒆𝒔 °𝓮𝓷𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓱

■ 𝑨 𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚 𝒔𝒏𝒂𝒌𝒆 ■

Tony: Is that a hickey?

Natasha: No ... I got bitten by a snake.

Wanda: That's a very big bite for a snake.

Natasha: Well, it was a large snake! A ... daddy snake.

(Y/N enters the room)

Tony: Hello daddy.

(Bonus)

Y/N: You can't lie better than that? I thought you were a spy?

Natasha: Shut the fuck up.