It's F*cking FNaF

Fuck it, Goodbye

Freddy whispered in the little boy's ear. "come on, do it." He urged. "nobody's watching, I'll look away if you want me too!". "No, No, it's fine.." the little boy laughed. "You're so much better than your friend," said Freddy," he's hard to teach,".

Chica was gazing at Shadow while Bonnie and foxy was arguing over her. Shadow and Goldie were talking to each other on the stage. And Chica couldn't help but move her hand onto her vagina in a circular motion. "Uhhh..?" Chica bit the bottom of her beak, not knowing that both Goldie and Shadow were staring at her. 

"ahem... Chica?" Chica's eyes widened, she jerked her hand away, "AAHH!! W-what did you see???"  Goldie gulped and looked at Shadow. "Umm.. a lot.." 

Chica bashed her head against the stage repeatedly. " STUPID FUCKING SHIT, STUPID FUCKING..." Shadow got down from the stage and stopped her from doing any more damage by holding her still. Chica fainted with delight. 

Suddenly, Foxy and Bonnie stopped fighting and walked over to them. "Now what the hell is goin' on?!?" asked Foxy angrily," Why are you touching my girlfriend?!?" "Sorry, sorry!" Shadow said as he dropped chica carefully on the floor."Didn't know she was your girlfriend, Foxy." Bonnie snickered. Foxy glared at Shadow and Bonnie. "I will kill you guys one day," Foxy murmured menacingly as he walked out the door. "I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY!!" Bonnie called after him.

Goldie looked at the clock. "HOLY SHIT!!-Sorry, I'm late for work, I gotta go!" He said as he ran out the door.

"sooo..." said Bonnie, "What's the deal with you and Goldie?". "What? What do you mean?" Shadow replied.

 "You know, you're always hanging out with him, it seems kinda gay"

"uhhh... all right... Do you really wanna know?"

"yeah sure"

Shadow looked around. "K,' Follow me, "he whispered. "Y'know, If this is a cult or something, I'd rather keep out, heh," Bonnie said nervously. They walked into the kitchen."You better not tell anyone what I'm about to say,"" Shadow said. "uhh, ok" Bonnie said. Shadow sighed, "Goldie and I are dating."

 "OH, ok well that's ummm... That's ok?"

 "It's ok if you think it's weird,"

"Oh, no it's not weird it's just umm... A lot to take in or something..."

"Oh God, I shouldn't have told you.." Shadow mumbled, putting his hands up to his face in shame. "No, no no, It's just the fact that I was actually right for once!" Bonnie smiled. Shadow put his hand on Bonnie's shoulder, "Thanks Bonnie, and remember, don't tell anyone OR ELSE." Shadow warned. Bonnie put on a worried smile, "O-ok..!"

                                                                       IN THE OTHER ROOM

"Ooh, my head..." Chica murmured. "Where did everyone go?". "Foxy left the room and Shadow and Bonnie went into the kitchen together," said a high-pitched voice in the darkness. "huh? Who was that?!?" Chica cried. "IT'S ME, Shadow Bonnie," the voice said, revealing herself in the light. "Oh, hi." Chica said, "Are you my new hormone Monstress?". "What? NO!" Shadow Bonnie said. "Oh, then why are you here?". "Can't I just be somewhere and NOT have someone question my existence?!?" Shadow Bonnie screamed. "GOD, STOP FUCKING SCREAMING YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!!!" Chica screamed back, tears flowing from her eyes. "I'm sorry," they said at the same time, giving each other a hug. "Wanna be friends?" Shadow Bonnie asked. "Hell yeah!" Chica replied, wiping the tears from her eyes. 

They gave each other a bro fist and set off to see what Shadow and Bonnie were doing. Shadow Bonnie opened the door to see Shadow putting his hand on Bonnie's shoulder. "WHOA BIG BROTHER DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE-" "Shut the fuck up Bon" Shadow said coldly, "I thought you were at your friends' house" "I was but then she said she liked MY crush so I disowned her." Shadow Bonnie replied. "Well, that's a stupid reason to-"

Chica pulled Shadow Bonnie out of the doorway. "OMG, YOU ARE RELATED TO HIM?!?!" Chica exclaimed. "Well, yeah, what did you expect, hasn't he talked about me?" Bonnie left the Kitchen and sat down at a table for some pizza. "He's like, super hot!" Chica whispered violently to Shadow Bonnie. "EW, he's my older brother!" Shadow Bonnie exclaimed. "Hey, Shadow Bonnie, Shadow called you Bon, so can I, too?" Chica asked, "ugh, sure.."

Suddenly, the door opened, and voices filled the air. Bonnie got up from his chair and told Goldie about what Shadow told him. Goldie glared at him,

"If you tell anyone, I swear I WILL kill you,"

Hello this is taking over my life. God help me. I started this as a joke, and trust  me, it still is, but it's really interesting to me and I don't know why. I already drew fanart for it and I'm pissing in my own mouth,

I'm dying inside,

Alliworks.