~TIMMY AND THE PIZZA PROBLEM~
Timmy: pIZZA MAN GET OVER HERE
Pizza Guy: NONONO YOU KILLED ME LAST TIME
Timmy: And I’ll kill you again :)
Pizza Guy: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME ANYWAYS
Timmy: BECAUSE IT’S AMERICA AND I HAVE MY RiGHTS C AN A D I AN
Pizza Guy: SOMEBODY HELP ME
Timmy: oh and this 12 year old is forcing me to.
Also Timmy: NO ONE CAN HELP YOU LOSER HA stabs pizza guy
Pizza Guy: OKAY I'LL GIVE YOU PIZZA JUST GO AWAY *DROPS PIZZA*
Timmy: MY PIZZA YOU IDIOT YOU DROPPED IT.
Pizza Guy: I DON'T CARE *RUNS AWAY*
Timmy: uses the power of oc and teleports to pizza guys house and burns it :)
Me: *is suddenly here* yo uh what's going on here?
Timmy: OmG jOrDyN can we get tacos for dinner.
Me: yeAh MAN LETS GO !
Jack: AW HECK NAH I WANT MCDONALDS
Me: nobody cares about what you want jack
Jack: im a demon I will murder you mortal >:(
Me: wouldnt be the first time pal :)
Also me: anyWHO LETS GO!!!!!!!!
Me 2.0.: i wanted dairy queen though
Me: okay fine lets get dairy queen >:/
Jack: WHAT WHY DOES SHE GET SPECIAL ACCEPTTION OR WHATEVER I’M A DEMON AND BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU
Me: BECAUSE SNOW’S MY FRIEND YOU BIG DUMMY DUM DUM
Jack: Are you saying we aren’t friends? If so yay
Me: um
Well
Uh
Uhhhhhh
I dont know we’ve never really hung out
Me: okay lets go :))))
Jack: yes and I wanna keep it that way.
Timmy: Did everyone forget about me :(
Me: we’re still getting tacos, timmy
Me 2.0.: i thought we were getting dairy queen :((((
Me: we’re getting both--
Jacoby: lets get dunkin too.
Me: okay fine ]:(
Jack: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I JUST WANT MCDONALDS
Me: OKAY YALL HOW ABOUT WE ALL GET WHAT WE WANT ON OUR OWN >:(
Me2.0.: whats tim hortans have i wanna try something from there
Me: its really just dunkin donuts probably
Me 2.0.: So like iced coffee
Me: uhhh yes but also just regular coffee and hot chocolate and tea
Me with the mentality of a 7 year old: imma get subway’
Me 2.0.: oh heck me too
Timmy: hi guys im back from disturbing a lot of aliens and we might die soon so like be prepared.
