UNO with the UK bros •One-shot•

UNO

"SHUT UP WANKER"
"NO YOU SHUT UP YOU CUNTYBOLLOCK"
"GIVE ME BACK MY LAND!"
"YOUR LAND!? ITS FUCKING MY LAND AND YOU KNOW IT. MY CITIZENS APPROVE IT! RIGHT WALES!?"
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This world meeting is worst than usual. Apparently someone brought up the United Kingdom topic so now the brothers, including Ireland, are fighting over who's right and wrong and who's the rightful owner of the land they all live on.
The other nations is snickering over this (This is very funny to you, isn't it France?), some try to keep their cool or they will burst into laughter (Canada you're too polite, you too Japan), while the rest is laughing hysterically with no attempt to stop (America, I'm looking at you).
Germany look like his veins is about to pop. Finally, he reach his limit.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! YOU FIVE ARE HAVING A TIME OUT! GO SIT IN THE CORNER"
"You're acting like we're children"
"NOW"
Seems like Germany order have worked because the five scramble to one corner while grumble insults but one look at Germany face has make them all shut up.
"And if I hear another fight, there will be punishment. Did I make myself clear?"
"Yes sir" The five replies in sync
"Good"
The rest of the nations groan, the meeting was so boring before the fight and now they have to suffer, again. A minute has passed with no ruckus from the siblings, some nations almost fall asleep, well most of them, during Vietnam speech about the rice field development. What? It's not their fault for not eating rice and being a farmer.
America look around to see the Isles is both grinning and have a serious face while playing on their phones. He wonder what are they doing to have that expression. Until a scream ran through the room, catching everyone attention.
"HOLY FUCKING SHET" Scotland screech "WHAT IS THIS GAME!?"The other siblings look like they're dying of laughter.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!? GIVE ME A FUCKING GREEN CARD"
"Oh my goodness, I'm dying!" Wales wheeze
"Aren't we all" England said, amused
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING YOU STUPID GAME!!??"
The siblings lost it and start laughing uncontrollably. England is now lying on his back and kicking his leg around in the air. Wales is kneeling on the ground wheezing. Northern Ireland have to stand up and hang onto the wall to control his laughter. Ireland isn't having it easy either, she hold her hand over her mouth to stop laughing but to no avail. This is very unusual because the brothers, plus a sister, doesn't laugh out loud like that a lot and Scotland is usually very sweet and doesn't swear at something unless necessary.
France look over to a defeated German "Well, you did say no fighting"
Upon the opportunity, America went and sit next to England. He look at his phone screen to see that the siblings are playing a devilish game, Uno. Apparently it's Scotland turn and he doesn't have any green cards. He poke England cheek.
"Dude why are you playing this? This game is known for destroying friendships! Your relationship with them will be even worse than before!"
"I *hic* can do *hic* whatever I want!"
"HOLY SHET FINALLY"
The siblings bounce on their feet, looking back at their phones. For England, there's an American watching behind him. Scotland finally managed to get a green card.
"Guys! Sis! Look at him!"
"I know right!? 19 cards!"
"Oh stop talking. Your turn, England" Scotland grumble
A wicked grin run across England face, he can't help but snickers while looking at the eldest, his hand trailing to the card in the corner. America, seeing what England is planning to do, start grinning like crazy.
The siblings waited nervously. The room is soon to be quiet, they all want to know what England is thinking. Audible gasps from the Isles was heard when England strike his attack then soon followed by muffled laughing. Some nations are curious so they went down to see what he has done. Turns out, England has played the reverse card....in green.
Scotland face turns red like a tomato that was grew in Spain garden that match his flaming red hair. His glare pierced through England head, making the younger ones stop laughing immediately. Ireland look at England dead in the eyes and say
".......run"
England bolt out of his place and run around the room with Scotland trailing behind him. They shove everything and everyone in their way because one of them want to live and the other want to kill him. They even knock Germany over.
All of the nations lost their shit, this is what they needed to spice up the meeting.
"GET BACK HERE YOU SPUNKTRUMPET"
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"Calm down, both of you. We don't have all day so what your move Scot"
After about 10 minutes of running and chasing, N. Ireland and Ireland have to catch the two to continue their game before the meeting end. And Wales question only reminds Scotland of the bitter situation he's in.
"I DON'T HAVE A GREEEEEENNNN" The surrounding nations start to laugh again, some laugh so hard that the laugh turns into howling while some start clapping.
A few more screams before Scotland found the +4 card. No one knows what he was thinking when he chose green, out of four colours, he have to chose the one he doesn't have. Ireland lost her turn because of the +4, then N. Ireland place two number 3 cards, a green and a yellow. It's Wales turn to go but he only have blue cards so he pick one from the pile, a changing colour card. He glance over to England and when he got a nod from him, he choose green.
The final decision from England will decide how the game will end, either in peace and everyone continue whatever they're doing or Scotland went on a rampage. England take a deep breath and place his final decision. A green card. Everyone look over to a shaking Scottish, they hold their hand over their ears for knowing what's about to happen.
".....FUUUCCCCKKKKKK"
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This one-shot is inspired by the video 'Hetalia vines part 79' made by giugiola123 on YouTube. Check out their channel! They make hilarious Hetalia vines!