omg 😱 I am so 🙁 nervous! 😅 I am gonna ask corn 🌽 to be my valentine! 🥰 I don't not know 🤔 if she will say yes 😓 she is my roblox gf 💜 but I think she might be with somebody else 😡💔 but I am going to 😊 win her back. 😋
I challenged 🤯 the alleged corn-stealer 🌽 Robloxmaster42069 🤬 to a duel. 🤼♀️
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We gone ➡️😌 to fighting arena. 🤼♀️ Robloxmaster42069 😡 looks like a wannabe Eminem. 😂🤬 That made me angry 😡 so I curb 💥 stomped him. 🥵I won. 😄
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Now it's time ⏰ to win back corn. 😅 I am nervous. 😓 I grabbed all my Rolex watches 🕰 in a hurry 💃🏻 and left ➡️ the fighting 🤬 arena. 🤼♀️ I made sure a photographer 📸 took pictures so I can show 🎥 corn 🌽 how strong 💪 I am. 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
I rang 💥 her doorbell. 🚪
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She did not answer 🥺 so I texted 📲 her the picture 🎞 of me curb stomping 😂 Robloxmaster42069 😎
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SHE 😱 CAME OUTSIDE! 😏 "hey corn" 😝 I said "hi what do u want" 😐 she answered "go on a date with me I'll get you food" 😉 I said "ok let's go" 🙂 she said but first 1️⃣
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I took her 🤭 to the beach 🏖
and then 2️⃣
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I took her ☺️ to the movies. 🎥 We watched Frozen 🧊 2 🤭
and then 3️⃣
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We went ➡️ to dinner. 🥘 "I will brb" I said "ok go away" 🙄 corn said back. 😨 she is so sweet. 🥰 I went to ask 🤔 the manager to turn on the most romantic song 🎶 ever. 😱 bitch lasagna. 🥰 then I walked ➡️ back to the table. 🪑 "omg u didn't!" 😨🥰 she said "yes I did" 😉 I said "pls marry me" 😘 I said 🙂 "but wait" 😟 corn said "what" 😕 I replied 🤓 "I have a confession 🙁 to make" 😣 she said "ok" 😒 I said 🤨 nervously
"i didnt fuck 💦 my cat.🐱😡 i didnt cum 💦 on my cat. 🐈 i didnt put my dick 🍆 anywhere near my cat. 🐱🤔 Ive never done anything 😒 weird with my cats. 😣🐈 I promised myself 💔🤔 i wasnt going to make apology videos ☹️😞 after last years thing 🤷♀️ so im just trying to be 🧞♂️ as short 🩳 and honest ☺️with this 😕 as possible. 😌 (1/?)🤔" she said
"ok" I said
"ok we are married now" 😅💍 she said 😱
after that 🙃 we did 🥰 everything together 😱 we hid bodies 😅 we climbed mountains 🏔 😃 snorted coke ☺️ burned our friends house down 🔥⬇️ for changing 😱🤬 the Netflix password 😅 we are inseparable 🥰
