strange danganronpa(v1-v2) chatfic maybe??

✨~"Her name is Millie"~✨

uwurockstarist added a fuckton of people to the groupchat!

...despair: what the hell dude, I was napping!
uwurockstarist: Well sorry, someone had to make the darn group chat. we agreed to it and poof, here it is
asshat-cat: I have absolutely no words at all to describe how much I want to hit Ibuki over the head with a hammer.
eggofhope: CELESTE YOUR SHOWNAME CIHRDNICHENX-
asshat-cat: Say anything else about it, and we'll be playing a heavy game of bop-it.
eggofhope: ooookaaay I'll take that as a threat or two.
eggofmysteries: What in the absolute name of tomfuckery is this?
uwurockstarist: OKAYGUYSIJUSTCAMEBACKFROMMIKANSHOUSEANDI-
Meandthekois: Okay, Ibuki, take a deep virtual breath and calm down. And actually use the dang spacebar... it's there for a reason.
uwurockstarist: okayokayokay calming down
uwurockstarist: anyways, i just came back from visiting mikan's place and i am baffled by more than 3 things
sailor-moon-on-pixie-dust: Your choice of not uppercasing the I's and the M in Mikan's name bothers me dearly, but continue.
eggofhope: PEKO YOUR SCREENNAME TOO I CANNOT KRUVNDKCUDBD-
Meandthekois: Before you continue, Ibuki, why were you even over at Mikan's house?
uwurockstarist: uHhhhH ibuki shall not answer that but like ibuki found out that mikan likes anything related to the moon
babygangsta: huh. I thought she was more of a star person, to be honest
uwurockstarist: also her favorite food is fish, her favorite app is animal crossing: pocket camp, her favorite color is a faded blueish-purple, her favorite movie is the purge-
Meandthekois: IBUKI. I don't think you're doing too good.
sailor-moon-on-pixie-dust: I am concerned that her favorite movie is the purge.

Little do they know... Mikan was lurking. Her face was bright red as she recalls the visit with Ibuki.

help: I-
sailor-moon-on-pixie-dust: Oh dear. How long have you been reading our text messages, Mikan?
help: ...Since Makoto pointed out Celeste's screenname...
gaymergal726: virtual wheeze
Meandthekois: Mikan's screenname concerns me gravely.
uwurockstarist: but she isnt in a graveyard-
Meandthekois: DON'T ASK SUCH FOOLISH QUESTIONS, E-BOOK-E.
gaymergal726: E-BOOK-E I CAN'T-
help sent a video
The video was of Mikan walking into her bathroom, with a nokia phone in hand, tapping a button to zoom in, and had the blankest look on her face.
uwurockstarist: LMAO I ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION THAT SHE OWNED A PERFECTLY WORKING NOKIA PHONE
gaymergal726: KDCUNDKXUFBFFKUR MIKAN W H y ?
Meandthekois: LMAO MIKAN ARE YOU ACTUALLY USING THE NOKIA TO TYPE TO US RIGHT NOW?
help: .......yes.....
babygangsta: HOLY FUCK LMFAO WOW
sailor-moon-on-pixie-dust: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
gaymergal726: guys i think we finally broke peko. well, mikan broke peko actually
help: why does it always have to be blamed on me...?

She's having a PTSD flashback, I believe.

uwurockstarist: we must not speak of why she owns the glorious nokia guys, okay? shell explain on her own one day
help: .......her name is Millie.....
Meandthekois: OH MY GOD YOU-
gaymergal726: yeah uh i think I'm in love sorry ibuki I'm gonna steal yo girl
help: I-
uwurockstarist: i-
uwurockstarist:
help: I- I- I don't know what to-
babygangsta: Did you just stutter over text?

help, uwurockstarist, sailor-moon-on-pixie-dust, and 3 other people went offline

babygangsta: ...Dammit.